The world of online dating can be incredibly peculiar. And the deeper down the rabbit hole you go, the greater the chances of ending up in Wonderland (or is that Weirdland?). Granted, I’ve personally never tried it, but I’ve heard hundreds of stories from my close friends and acquaintances about just how bizarre things can get.
Amateur comedian, “professional worrier,” and TikTok content creator Shelby Daun is making the internet laugh with her candid and hilarious videos from her ‘why is that on your dating profile’ series. Shelby shares the strangest dating profiles she’s come across and analyzes them in a hilarious way. Some of these are so mind-blowing, we can’t believe that they’re real!
If you’ve ever felt bad about your dating game, seeing these errr special dating profiles might just make you feel better. In a very “I might have some baggage, but at least I’m not doing this” kind of way. Ready to head deep into the Land of Online Dating? Take a firm hold of your sanity, get ready to laugh (a lot!), and let’s gooo!
Bored Panda reached out to the creator of the witty videos, Shelby, to hear all about what inspired her to make them, to get her take on the online dating world, and how to know whether someone’s being genuine on their profile at a glance. We also had a chat with dating expert Dan Bacon, the founder of The Modern Man blog, who explained that men ought to focus on finding their confidence in themselves, instead of thinking about what they can do to get women to like them. Read on for both of their insights, Pandas!
#1
You wasted my time by making me read all of that
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#2
Seems like Spoon doesn’t want to get forked ever. The thing that bothers about this one the most is DON’T YOU DARE say that dogs don’t belong in the house
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#3
How about nooo.
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#4
Nope
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#5
Let me guess, Bill Gates is behind this
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#6
You probably have butterflies in your stomach now but it’s called guilt and shame. You should probably tell your wife
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#7
It is 2021 if you have unaccepting parents, I am your mom now, ok?
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#8
You don’t want better for yourself? Wanna stick with what you know? Ok, ok. I hope you’ll find love
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#9
That go for the bedroom too? Cause eww
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#10
Ok, so not any size
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#11
We know, we can tell. You didn’t need to tell us
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#12
So you just looked our direction, huh? Ok
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#13
You’re so close buddy, keep going
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#14
This guy has camel toes, get it? Permanently on his toes
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#15
Does that mean that you wear smelly clothes on your dates? You do know how to do your laundry, right?
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#16
“Kiki do you love me?”
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#17
So don’t say why it says 31 when you literally put 31 in there. You knew what you were doing
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#18
John posted a lovely tribute to “dad” while holding up the middle finger as his profile picture. I’ve never seen a dating profile dedicated to somebody but alright p.
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#19
So you are gonna keep your dating profile when you are dating someone and when you are engaged too. This right up until you I say “I do” and sign paperwork? No, I think that will work out really well for you
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