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Gone are the days of “Yo mama” jokes… People are not only thinking outside the box when it comes to insults but they’re burning the box altogether. Creativity, sass and sharp wit are the name of the game. Nowadays, the roast is served, and with some very specific, spicy ingredients.

Amateur comedians have been heating up the internet with their oddly on-point burns. Imagine “the child of Ellen DeGeneres and Elon Musk dressed like Johnny Cash,” “the bartender from Shrek,” or someone who looks like they’re “cosplaying every single Scooby Doo character simultaneously.”

Bored Panda has compiled a list of the most unique, hilarious and bizarrely accurate insults from around the internet. Many take personal attacks to a whole new level, and might even have yo mama in stitches.

#1 Zoinks

#2 Oof

#3 Sorry If It’s Been Posted B4

Insulting others has become one of society’s new favorite sports. We laugh at ordinary people being put down, and pay good money to see celebrities being roasted. It’s all in the name of fun. Or at least, it’s supposed to be.

Jeff Ross is one of the world’s top insult comedians, or roasters. “You really are the ugliest man in America,” he once fired at hip-hop icon and reality star Flavor Flav. “I mean, how do you roast charcoal?”

“Man, you have really let yourself boldly go. If Scotty tried to beam you up now you’d break the f*n’ transporter,” he said to William Shatner.

According to Ross, who is known as the Roastmaster General, we only roast the ones we love…

#4 Eerily Accurate

#5 Thanks Obama

#6 Everything Is Accurate Here LOL

The comedian says he grew up in New Jersey and was “kind of a scrawny kid.” Working in his father’s catering hall kitchen taught him to literally dish it out and take it. Ross believes that everyone needs a thick skin in order to survive.

“Life is tough. I’ve been on my own, you know – my parents passed away when I was a teenager, so I had to learn different survival techniques, I think, in comedy,” he told WYSO radio. “You know, using comedy as a pressure release, as a release valve in life really kept my sanity.”