Truth is powerful. So powerful, in fact, that we will go to extreme lengths to recreate it. However, sometimes people can tell the difference between the reproduction and the real thing.
When Reddit user RobDa59 asked others on the platform to share the lies they’ve heard the most, the replies immediately started pouring in—in just a few days, there were already a couple of thousand!
Whether it’s because they were guilty of perpetuating those falsehoods themselves or simply grew tired of hearing the same ones again and again, here are the lines that, apparently, aren’t fooling anyone.
#1
“Sorry, just seeing your text now”.
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#2
“I have read and agree to the terms and conditions”.
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#3
I can quit anytime I want.
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#4
“This is my last one”- most common lie heard by bartenders.
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#5
If the surgeon says, “you’ll experience some mild discomfort.” You know it’s gonna hurt like hell. It’s guaranteed.
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#6
“Nah it didn’t cost much”.
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#7
I will call u back.
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#8
I was already awake.
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#9
I’ll be there in 5 minutes.
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#10
“I recently read somewhere that…”
Aka, saw something on an Instagram reel.
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#11
“I promise I will return your money back.”.
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#12
“…till death do us part”.
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#13
“Good to see you”.
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#14
We value your privacy.
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#15
I just wanna be with you/I don’t fantasize about anyone else.
That’s the most common serious lie imo ??♀️.
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#16
“I’m fine; how are you?”.
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#17
“ When I am elected, I will…”.
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#18
I floss everyday!
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#19
“I’ll do it tomorrow.”.
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#20
That they washed their hands after using the bathroom.
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#21
I stopped at that stop sign.
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#22
We value your call.
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#23
“Just one more…”.
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#24
“I’m not mad”.
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#25
“He’s just a friend”.
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#26
It’s not u, it’s me.
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#27
Height (overstate)
Weight (understate).
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#28
No, honey. You don’t look fat in that…
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#29
I’m good.
I do it all the time and I’m sure everyone else does too. None of our lives are as put together as we’d like to let others believe, so we just lie and say we’re good and move on. It’s really sad in actuality.
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#30
I’m here for you.
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#31
“It’ll only take a minute”.
#32
Corporate one -> ”If there are any questions, please don‘t hesitate to ask“.
#33
“I promise I will return your money back.”.
#34
“You can do anything if you our your mind to it.” Just no. We all have our limitations. I could study my a*s off and cut out all junk food and work out non stop. Does it mean Im going to be the next Elon Musk or Albert Einstein or Usain Bolt? No. We all have limitations and only a select few will truly succeed in life.
#35
Your food tastes amazing.
#36
I’m allergic to latex.
#37
For the city-dwellers: Sorry, I don’t have any cash on me.
#38
I love you too.
#39
“I only had 1 drink”…. Every male to their partner.
#40
“He will change”, “I can fix him”.
#41
Let me know if you need anything. I’m here to help.
#42
“I’m proficient in Excel”.
#43
I’m 1/8 native American.
#44
“I’m omw” but they just woke up.
#45
The weight you put on your driver’s license.
#46
I had 2 drinks.
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