Even though death has been around as long as human existence has, it’s one of the most mysterious and unknown things out there. As such, it sparks quite a bit of talk and philosophy in hopes of becoming more identifiable as an inevitability. And maybe we can find a way around it.

And if we do, we can only hope to be thrown back 3,000 years and then we’d be set because folks are already speculating what they’d do under such niche circumstances.

#1

It’s a trap, you would end up in space because the earth was a a different spot back then, malicious genie detected

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#2

I’ve done 37 years and already feel about done lol

edit: this isn’t a cry for help, just sayin a lot more time sounds like a nightmare.

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#3

No. No, that sounds awful all the way around. First off I do not want to be immortal second off I do not want to go back to a time when there are no flushing toilets. Yuck!

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AskReddit has decided to be a bit less serious this time around. Now, everyone’s talking about the idea of being given immortality, but the caveat is that you’d have to travel 3,000 years back in time, to 976 B.C., a time when King David supposedly passed and King Solomon took over. At least you’d know for sure what had actually happened in that court.

#4

No. Because I have kids who I love and if I’m immortal and they aren’t….I mean…honest to goodness truth: I don’t want to be alive if my children aren’t.

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#5

I’d totally appear in random moments throughout history and make sure I’m photographed (or painted)

jfk? I’m there. fall of the Roman Empire? I’m there. Boston tea party? I’m there. Standing about 300 feet away from the White House on Jan 6th 2021? I’m there. Just be some weird enigma of history.

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#6

Immortal without health issues, being a perfectly healthy man with current skills and knowledge, then I am all okay to go all the way 3000 years back!

I can manage to build a better world!!!

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Immortality is a relatively simple concept that has led to not-so-relatively-simple discussions and speculations across human history.

In simple terms, it’s eternal life without death. But it can also be speculated as life during life as well as life plus the afterlife. No matter the case, it has pretty much always been one of the biggest headaches for humanity.

#7

I might be immortal but I’d still be a woman. So no, I don’t think I could hack those 3000 years.

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#8

No pads, no antibiotics for UTI, slavery, and no Beyoncé. Double it and give it to the next person please.

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#9

You really can’t do it. You’d need incredibly specific conditions.

If it’s just the “no aging” immortality, good luck surviving for thousands of years. You’re probably gonna be put in a forest next to a bear or some s**t and die right away anyways. Or you’ll trip over something trying to get out of the forest, cut your leg, and die of infection. Or you’ll starve to death because you don’t know where you are and aren’t a wilderness man.

If it’s the “invincible can’t die” immortality then hooooooooly s**t. Gonna be a fun run. Let’s say humanity gets off Earth and you don’t sit here until the sun expands and engulfs the planet. So you’re not burning inside of the sun for billions of years. Maybe you tour the galaxy, great time much fun. You’re galactic god emperor! Way to go! What an accomplishment I mean boy howdy. How could it go wrong from here?

Well after a few billion years the andromeda galaxy collides with the Milky Way and your empire is toast. Oh well, it’s been a fun run. So what’s next? Good question, well, it’s 10^100 years of suffering. Waiting for the heat death of the universe. Does that kill you? Probably not, because you are pure magic. Protons have decayed. There is no universe. Just you. In empty abandon. Forever. It’s the worst possible thing that can be imagined.

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Immortality is most commonly seen through a religious or faith-focused perspective. Virtually all cultures have some sort of take on it, either as a survival of the astral body that resembles the physical body, the immortality of the soul, i.e. an incorporeal existence, or a resurrection of the body or re-embodiment. And a lot of it touches upon the idea of whether souls exist?

#10

I wouldn’t want to do that. I’m scared of the person I would end up becoming by outliving everyone I ever care about, and having to do it over and over again with each person I meet. I feel like I would stop valuing human life and I would become a monster who views people as toys to amuse myself. My concept of time would also be warped due to it no longer being something I care about either.

I’m happy with the life that I have now, and I’d rather make the most of the time I have, rather than be immortal and have all the time in the world.

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#11

I’m honestly not sure I’m strong enough to deal with everyone around me dying, over and over. I am a pretty empathetic person, and I imagine at some point, you lose the ability to form that sort of emotional bond. I find the movie “The Man from Earth” (and its sequel) to be fascinating, but one of the things that struck me is that the main character, who has been alive since cave men were a thing, has a very hard time forming love bonds – he’s seen everyone he cared about die so many times over that he’s just moved past that emotional experience. I don’t know if I could handle that, to be honest.

Also not sure I’d want to live through millennia of being oppressed and confined to the kitchen before being able to live as an equal to men. I really like my life, and would intellectually love to see society develop over time like that (am currently an academic), but it’s a lot harder to do academic study in early universities if you’re female, as I am. Pretty sure I’d be burned as a witch fairly quickly, so I hope immortality includes being able to heal quickly after injury or something.

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#12

Hell yeah would write my own bible and start a bonkers religion just for the fun?

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On top of that, throw in the concept of immortality being related to personal identity because can a dead person be the same as the original person that once lived? The discussion essentially revolves around the soul, the body, and the psychology of it all.

Whatever the case, science offers quite little at this point, though it isn’t idle.

#13

People who say they’d get bored with immortality have no imagination.

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#14

It’s not a cost, why do you say it is. It’s a bonus.  With all my present day knowledge i would become a king and rule the globe. 
Humanity would advance 2-3 times faster, if not even more. 

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#15

Yes, I’d accept. I’d use the knowledge from the future to help advance societies, promote peace, and maybe sneak in some “inventions” of my own.

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Parapsychology has shown attempts to justify an afterlife. Apparently, secular futurists see tech allowing people to suspend death indefinitely with things like uploading your mind onto an electrical husk to house you, providing bodily immortality. At least for long enough for your mind to be able to be transferred back into a body so you can rinse and repeat life.

#16

No, for 2 reasons.
1. The thought of living forever would be a nightmare for me.
2. I’m a woman, so…yeah, no way.

#17

Hell nah. Word will definitely get around about my immortality and then I’ll just be subjected all sorts of s**t (torture, experimentation, etc). There’s a show about a similar concept called Ajin.

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#18

Hang on 3000 years, you are either gonna be famous to live long, get caught by government and be used as a lab rat forever because youre never die, or living anonymously for the rest of your live.

I need another superpower other than being immortal tbh

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This is by no means foreign for any of us as you quite likely have your own reasons for why you’d probably want to forego death.

First off, death entails pain and suffering. Possibly excruciating levels of them, in cases of terminal illnesses. But it can also be the pain others have to go through once you’re gone.

#19

Yep. Then I could snuff out Christianity and Islamic religions.

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#20

Oh God… I would try to divert the catalyst for the Crusades thing. I would be one of those opinionated “witches” who would be burned for coordinating with Devils because I like to read.

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#21

I might accept this but I would need more information. 3000 years ago would be like 976 BC. Would I show up where I live now, or some where else? Could I take anything with me. Is immortality just not aging and disease or does it include not being violently k***ed.

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And if it’s not corporeal fear, then it’s fear of the unknown, of the non-existence that death brings and of the possible eternal punishment that your faith might suggest death to be about.

It is not yet known what it means to not be living, and even if we do start to get it, it feels like that’s all that there is to it, without the pleasures of life.

#22

F**k no.
Who would want that?
A eternity of seeing your loved ones dying. 

#23

Get early shares in apple, back then it’s just the fruit

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#24

3000 years?

I’d get my hands on as much iron, charcoal & copper as possible.

I’d build a rudimentary lathe.
I’d be the first man to invent mathematics.
I’d be the first man to invent magnetism & electricity.
I’d be the first to construct a battery (lead & sulphuric acid like a car battery)

Before the birth of Christ I’d have given my countrymen the equivalent of 1920’s technology.
Before the birth of Alexander the great, we’d have reddit.

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Ultimately, death is one of those things that folks might say you can cheat, but, as it stands now, not forever. Death means loss of control. Heck, age means loss of control in some regards as your body starts to fade away and you start taking less risks. We can generally control a lot of the situations we’re in, but death has no control over. And it always happens.

#25

Wait 3000 years to see my boyfriend get born, and then try to make his childhood happier somehow. 

#26

Try not to be burnt at the stake

#27

Sounds horrible, I’d say hell no

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And while it is healthy to fear death—so much so as to seek immortality, or at least talk about it on Reddit—it’s necessary for it to not take over us. The stress and distress it might cause us is anything but constructive and productive.

Instead, focus that energy and motivate yourself to do something about it. For some, death is the single most important push to get something world-changing done.

#28

Can you choose too die at any point? If not the 3000 years is irrelevant, I’m more concerned about being stuck alone in the void 900 quadrillion years from now. 

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#29

Yes, I’m black. Let’s just say there’s going to be some changes around here.

#30

Everyone here talking about Apple and Amazon.

Nobody talking about reuiniting earth and purging the universe from the mutant, the heretic, the alien.

The answers here are as boring as in that thread about being giftet 100 billion. “I’d buy a house and sleep on it so I don’t accidentaly blow it all”, like noone had any clue that they were handed an economic atom bomb.

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So, what are your thoughts on any of this? What would you do with immortality in the 10th century BC and why is it ahead of all the things that people admire today? Share your takes and stories in the comment section below!

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#31

Probably lament wiping out the human species due to latent diseases that my immune system keeps in check, but ancient humans wouldn’t survive.

#32

If I can take my wife with me, yes.

#33

I always loved the idea of being immortal unfathomably old and revealing it to someone in a very cold way. One of my favorite Show scenes of all time was in Supernatural where they met the Alpha Vampire, the father of all vampires and to explain just how old he was he told them “When your kind was first huddled around the fire, I was the thing in the dark.” Or when Dean meets Death and asks him how old is he compared to God and he says “It’s been so long, neither of us can remember but in the end, I’ll take him too.”

#34

What the f**k no? Immortality itself is already bad enough, like I’d want to be floating in space for several Septillion years after the sun expands. Living thru 3000 years of s****y society with less advanced technology and no way to communicate does not help the case here

#35

Well, I’d probably spend the rest of my life apologizing for causing the Bronze Age collapse.

#36

Only if I’m also invulnerable and don’t have to worry about starving or freezing to death or being stabbed

#37

This is basically one of my fall asleep fast fantasies. Altho i usually get to pick one other superpower besides immortallity.

Anyways, id force the netherlands into existance 2 millenia early.

#38

I’ll never understand people who don’t want immortality lol.

I’d do anything to live forever. Time is the greatest b***h of them all.

#39

Like immortality and Im still young? Yeah why not, I would travel with my knowledge to every major event, or at least try.

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#40

3000 years back as An Australian would get pretty s****y. There wasn’t a land bridge back then to meander up towards more interesting lands (like Europe, Asia and the Middle East).

Id be stuck with the (not megafauna they were extinct but there were cool endemic species that aren’t around today) and indigenous Australians. As a white dude I’m not sure how that would go…

But if I could get sent back to somewhere in Europe, maybe… if this is the (can’t die at all) immortality and not the (just won’t age) immortality

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#41

I would.

Learn EVERYTHING.

Create the world in my image.

#42

In the Netflix adaptation of The Sandman – which is really good by the way – Dream grants a dude the wish to be immortal. The guy lives hundreds of lives, some good, some bad, some awful, but in the end doesn’t regret his decision because life moves on.

Assuming ‘immortal’ includes being impervious to injury/ sickness/ etc then… yeah? Going that far back you’d be considered a deity for surviving fatal occurances. In the modern day you wouldn’t but you could have a sick YT channel.

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#43

I have absolutely no desire to be immortal, f**k that.

#44

Why would anyone want to be immortal?

When you turn past 200 you’re probably gonna be bored out of your life

#45

Become a living deity.

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#46

Not sure it would be all that fun as you’d be roughing it comparatively to what we’re used to for a good 2,950 of those years.

#47

F**k yes I would accept this.

But I’d research where not to be first. Like not getting buried in an Earthquake or in Pompeii in 79 AD

#48

Yes. Create chaos and be known as the oracle.

#49

Immortality is a curse. If you think about it, maybe a psychopath/sociopath might be the only ones who’ll get to enjoy it in the long run.

#50

Immortality is the name of the baby given to you so I’ll pass !

#51

Holy c**p, so you get to not only be immortal but you get to start this immortality in antiquity? You go back with all your knowledge of past events, able to build wealth and surf the flow of time? Use your knowledge to maximize the potential of your family tree as you build your way into the future and then when you meet the present you finally can bring your original family into the wealth and prosperity you’ve built for 3,000 years?

Hm. Let me think. ?

#52

I would never accept this

#53

Yes, definitely. Go back to ancient times, see Christ, watch the Roman Empire fall, witness the French Revolution, opening of Brooklyn bridge, do what I can to help the allies in WWII and help save as many people that I can.

#54

I’m not sure the 3000 years is significant. If you were made immortal today, eventually, this date would be 3000 years in the past. Does time have any importance to an immortal?

And this is ignoring the usual questions regarding invulnerability, aging vs non-aging, etc.

#55

If I can look 21 not be affected by sickness I’ll crack at it

#56

Well, if I could manage it, the Bible would be different.

#57

I would accept

#58

Both immortality and being sent back 3000 years are curses, why the hell would I take it?

#59

I’m given immortality and I get to go back knowing what I know? B***h I’ll be a god

#60

Definitely. Immortal going forward has no appeal to me, but to potentially right the wrongs of history would be pretty awesome.

I’ll knock the s**t out of the Vikings and Irish. Build up the borders around the coasts of England, create the long bow sooner to protect from further invasions. Possibly make good relations with Iceland and get some ice on the go to bring up fishing trade and what not.

Then after that, avoid America but take Canada. Make them all nice but stabby and build up defenses once again.

Or do I scrap England completely. Start with Russia, got all the natural resources you could want from a land. Hmmm choices, choices.

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