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Have you ever found yourself in the midst of a heated argument, feeling like a deer caught in the headlights, desperately searching for a snappy reply? But here’s the thing: that clever comeback doesn’t always arrive when we need it most. Instead, it often sneaks up on us when we least expect it. We’ve all been there, haven’t we? But today, let’s pay a tribute to the champions of banter.

Introducing the subreddit r/MurderedByWords, a treasure trove for “well-constructed put-downs, comebacks, and counter-arguments”. We’ve collected some of the most brilliant ways people have ended disagreements. So buckle up and get ready to dive into the art of winning an argument with style.

#1 On A Post Discussing Those Creepy Children’s Beauty Pageants In The Us And Diddling Kids

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#2 Brutal Takedown With An Incredibly Accurate Burn

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#3 Science V Politics V Religion

#1 On A Post Discussing Those Creepy Children’s Beauty Pageants In The Us And Diddling Kids

#2 Brutal Takedown With An Incredibly Accurate Burn

#3 Science V Politics V Religion

#4 You’re A Figment Of Imagination

#5 What’s Your Excuse?

#6 Is It Possible To M**der Future Children With Words?

#7 Absolute Savagery On The “Woke” Battlefront

#8 Your Personal Life Is Your Own, You Don’t Owe Anyone An Answer

#9 The First Guy Really Thought He Was Doin Something By Messaging Randos To Criticize Their Pronouns

#10 Musk Fan Getting M**dered

#11 They Didn’t See This One Coming

#12 In Response To Putting Down American Olympic Champions

#13 An Inspiration To Us All

#14 Capitalism Is Love, Capitalism Is Life

#15 Courage Is All You Need? Huh?

#16 Parental Disparages

#17 To Be Fair, They Aren’t Really Good Food

#18 M**dered By Tasty Words

#19 No, That Can’t Be It

#20 Self-Made Success Story

#21 The Response To A Hateful Lady, Starts Out Pretty Strong, Loses Me A Bit In The Middle, And Then Ends With A Boom

#22 Love Seeing These People Get Dogged On

#23 Apparently Stars Are The Work Of The Devil

#24 Cyanide Is Biologically Natural

#25 Those In Glass Houses

#26 President And Coo Of Mma, A Marketing Trade Association, Explains To Elon Why Advertisers Are Leaving And It’s Not Activist Pressure

#27 Nature Is Beautiful

#28 It’s Okay Jesse

#29 He Has Superhuman Reading Speed

#30 Comments On Local News Article About Millennials Staying Close To Home

#31 A Congratulations At Least

#32 He Seems To Be Struggling

#33 Breed Some Friends

#34 Twitter Is Amazing… Random Person Explaining An Astronaut How Space Works

#35 One Hour Dry Burgers

#36 M**der With Receipts

#37 Red State vs. Blue State Problems

#38 Remember When People Hid Their Bigotry?

#39 Yes, She Deserves Better

#40 And Likely Get Arrested For Indecent Exposure

#41 Does This Count As A M**der?

#42 All Women Are Italian Women

#43 People In Glass Houses Shouldn‘T Throw Stones

#44 A Muslim Walks Into A Post Office

#45 Without Support From Mom And Dad

#46 Largest Landowner Gets Owned

#47 So Smart He’s S***ting In Buckets

#48 Must Be Icing Themselves After That Roasting

#49 How Many Times Grrmartin Can Be M**dered?

#50 Tate Exposed As A Submissive Beta

#51 Fifa Totally Supports Footballer Coming Out

#52 “To Quote The Once Great Kanye West…”

#53 She Went On A Rampage

#54 Idk If Repost But

#55 It’s In Zambia, According To… (Checks Notes)… Elon Musk!

#56 Brilliant Context

#57 Yum!

#58 Not That Kind, The Other Kind

#59 Transphobic Aunt Called Out By An Actual Good Twitter User Vaush

#60 Education Is Important

#61 When Trying To Be An As**ole Misfires

#62 Gyad Dayum

#63 Gonna Need To Check To Nearest Hospital For That Burn

#64 “My Name Is Andrew, And I’m A Misogynist”

#65 The M**der-To-Word Ratio In This One Is Off The Churts

#66 Seriously? Ireland?!

#67 Maybe Stop Tweeting

#68 Look Who Just Discovered Consent

#69 Anything But That!

#70 Aussies Would Like To Have A Word

#71 Fanboys Will Fan

#72 This Is What I Get For Trying To Facilitate A Bond Between My Dad And My Boyfriend

#73 And You Will Know My Name Is The Lord

#74 That’s A Fire [sauce] Burn

#75 Why Not Just Sit Back And Enjoy The Movie For 2 Hours?

#76 Two Flies With One Stone

#77 Elon, None Of Us Are Surprised

#78 We’re Like A Family Here

#79 It’s In Her Title

#80 Muh Freedums!!1