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Normally, hearing the words “do you know who I am?” means you’re about to encounter someone with a very, very inflated idea of their own importance. For example, they might be the second cousin of an ex-mayor, or perhaps, three decades ago, they ran a winning touchdown at a high school football game.

But every now and then, “do you know who I am?” is the perfect answer. So we’ve gathered the best examples from around the internet of people picking a fight with the wrong person. Get comfortable as you scroll through, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments below.

#1 Ok Gordon Ramsay

#2 Slow Down And Read Again Missus

#3 You Don’t Know About Space…

There is a certain brand of audacity required to stand in a crowded terminal, staring down a gate agent who is just trying to finish their shift, and utter the five most dangerous words in the English language: “Do you know who I am?” It is a phrase that usually precedes a viral video and a very public apology tour, yet people keep using it.

Why? Because as much as we love to see the “main character” of the story get humbled, the strategy exists for one simple, frustrating reason: sometimes, it actually works. At its core, the “Do you know who I am?” gambit is a high-stakes psychological shortcut. It is an attempt to bypass the democratic boredom of a queue or the rigid “no” of a corporate policy by leveraging what psychologists call the halo effect.

#4 “Uncredited”

#5 Found In A Facebook Military Group

#6 John Summit Can’t Convince A Bunch Of Drunk Women He Is Actually John Summit

This is the cognitive bias where our overall impression of a person influences how we feel and think about their character or rights in specific situations. If someone is famous, wealthy, or powerful, we subconsciously assume they should also be at the front of the line for a spicy tuna roll. The strategy is essentially a form of social engineering. Most people are biologically programmed to avoid conflict and respect perceived authority.

#7 Elon Musk Is A Masterclass In The Dunning Krueger Effect

#8 Arguing About Words With A Dictionary

#9 Trying To Roast A Journalist

They are betting that the fear of offending a “Somebody” outweighs the professional obligation to follow the rules. It is a gamble on social capital. If you win, you get the penthouse suite or the last-minute reservation at a Michelin-starred bistro. If you lose, you become a meme. But for those who live in the stratosphere of the elite, that gamble has historically paid out quite well. Take, for example, the legendary stories of Frank Sinatra. There are countless accounts of Sinatra using his sheer presence to reorganize reality. Whether it was getting a private table in a packed club or ensuring his favorite pasta was available at three in the morning, his status acted as a universal key.

#10 Wholesome

My 3 y/o daughter and I were in NYC today for Halloween event and some guy recognized her as Rapunzel from Tangled. Most people assume she’s just a generic princess so I said “i’m assuming you have kids if you could tell who she was!” and he replied actually “I voice the prince in the movie”
Zachary Levi is actually such a nice guy.
TLDR I THOUGHT FLYNN RIDER WAS JUST SOME RANDOM PARENT ON THE STREET

#11 The Og Of The Sub On Halloween

#12 The Man Then Came Up To Him And Accused Him Of Violating The Hippocratic Oath

In his era, the power of celebrity was a tangible currency that could buy silence, speed, and steak. It worked because the people he was talking to knew exactly who he was, and they knew that being in his good graces was more valuable than a standard operating procedure.

#13 Are You Unaware Of Who I Am?

#14 Saw On A Different Sub

#15 The Only Thing Worse Than Being A Piece Of Shit Is Being An Ignorant Piece Of Shit

Then there is the “Reality Distortion Field” famously attributed to Steve Jobs. While he might not have used the literal phrase in a buffet line, Jobs was a master of the underlying principle. He would look at engineers and tell them the impossible was mandatory because he was Steve Jobs and he said so.

#16 Are You A Lawyer?

#17 Dude Giving Health Tips On Furious Pete’s Post About Him Eating Mustard Flavored Ice Cream

#18 Telling The People Who Created The Dance That Its Not For Them To Perform

This is the professional version of the strategy. It works by creating a sense of inevitability. When someone of high status demands an exception, the person on the receiving end often experiences a moment of “status paralysis.” They think, “If this person is this confident and this important, maybe I’m the one who is wrong.”

#19 Keyboard Warrior Is Also Actual Warrior

#20 Trump Supporter Says You Do Not Understand How Trade Works. Has No Idea Who He Is Talking To

#21 Woman Gives Harmful Misinformation And #resists Correction

Perhaps the most fascinating, and slightly hilarious, modern case of this strategy working is the saga of Anna Delvey. She managed to con the New York elite not by actually being a German heiress, but by perfectly mimicking the attitude of someone who would ask “Do you know who I am?” She acted with such profound, unearned entitlement that people simply assumed she had the bank account to back it up. She didn’t need the money to get the hotel suite, she just needed the “Do you know who I am?” energy.

#22 He Literally Wrote The Book On It

#23 She Showed Up Totally Informed

#24 NJ Mayoral Candiate Absolutely Cooks Dude 😭

Of course, for the average mortal, this strategy is a one-way ticket to an awkward silence. If I were to ask a barista if they know who I am, the honest answer would be, “The guy who ordered a medium roast four minutes ago,” and that doesn’t exactly get me a free croissant. The strategy only works when there is a genuine power imbalance or a very convincing illusion of one.

#25 Let’s See What The Police Have To Say!

#26 “I’d Like To See This Chick Name One King Diamond Or One Mercyful Fate Song!” – Referring To The Current Bassist Of Metal Band Mercyful Fate

#27 He’s Probably The Best Source

In a world where everyone has a camera in their pocket, the “Do you know who I am?” move has become the ultimate “final boss” of customer service interactions. It’s a relic of a time before the internet leveled the playing field, back when being a “Big Deal” meant you could move through the world without friction. Today, it’s mostly a sign that someone has forgotten that their blue checkmark doesn’t actually grant them immunity from the laws of physics or the rules of a Southwest Airlines boarding group.

#28 You Didn’t And Can’t Read Studies Very Well

#29 I Found One In The Wild For The First Time! It’s A Wholesome One!

#30 “My Phd Thesis Was On Mrna”

Ultimately, the reason the strategy persists is that we live in a society that still rewards confidence, even when that confidence is wrapped in a layer of pure delusion. It is the ultimate social “Hail Mary” pass. When all else fails, logic, kindness, and bribery, some people decide to throw their entire identity at the problem and see if it sticks. While it’s usually a recipe for disaster, those rare moments when the velvet rope actually parts remind us that fame is a weird, powerful, and very funny thing.