Think about it: we’re a species that invented both Shakespeare and the phrase “yeet.” We put a man on the moon, but still can’t figure out how to make women’s pockets bigger than two centimeters. As a society, we don’t make much sense, so it’s only fitting that the internet we ended up with was never going to be a calm, rational place.
Which brings us to the Facebook group “Please Stroke, I’m Having A Help.” It’s a beautiful collection of random posts that defy all logic, yet still manage to be hilarious, mostly because they make you wonder if you’re losing your grip on reality or if your reading skills just completely gave up.
Don’t question it. Just let your brain melt a little. Scroll down for the best of the worst, and upvote the ones that left you the most confused.
#1
© Photo: Cat Gamble
#2
© Photo: Jason O'Brien
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© Photo: Don Nathan Horvat
#4
© Photo: Katie Dunham
#5
© Photo: Anton Wooldridge
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© Photo: Jenrick Rivera
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© Photo: Belinda Clews
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© Photo: Marissa Lee
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© Photo: Chris Hill
#10
© Photo: Ny Ah
#11
© Photo: Oriana Copeland
#12
© Photo: Jason O'Brien
#13
© Photo: Ryan Law Mellor
#14
© Photo: Nikki Aouaki
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© Photo: Ryan Murphy
#16
© Photo: Leine Sunset'Sarsaparilla
#17
© Photo: Nathan Chambers
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© Photo: Kay Campbell
#19
© Photo: Tracy Hall
#20
© Photo: Melody Cinta
#21
© Photo: Jenn Gunner
#22
© Photo: Manu Pilayo
#23
© Photo: Michèle Mcgrow
#24
© Photo: Emmelie Halén
#25
© Photo: Michelle Meeks
#26
© Photo: Zoe Elan
#27
© Photo: Powell Andrews
#28
© Photo: Amy Denise
#29
© Photo: Nile Forsyth
#30
© Photo: Christian Shaffer
#31
© Photo: Débora Lima
#32
© Photo: Carlos Brutananadilewski
#33
© Photo: Jason O'Brien
#34
© Photo: Amie Perrault
#35
© Photo: Jeni LeAnn Rollins
#36
© Photo: Rode Ricky
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© Photo: Jason O'Brien
#38
© Photo: Anton Wooldridge
#39
© Photo: Carly Strange
#40
© Photo: Kyle Lemaire
#41
© Photo: Christian Mortensen Skou Johannsen
#42
© Photo: Ryan Hazelwood
#43
© Photo: Kristine Zamutt
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© Photo: Szymon Kurkul
#45
© Photo: Kit Zylstra
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© Photo: Craig Inserillo
#47
© Photo: anon
#48
© Photo: Michèle Mcgrow
#49
© Photo: Jay Yan
#50
© Photo: Dustin Nite Pahel
#51
© Photo: TheQuirkyQT
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© Photo: Tom L Emmens
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© Photo: Daminica Matthews
#54
© Photo: Ryan Rose
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© Photo: Maxwell Elliot
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© Photo: Brad Holland
#57
© Photo: Tim Palmer
#58
© Photo: Zach Rounsley
#59
© Photo: Michael Barbera
#60
© Photo: Obsidian Autumns
#61
© Photo: Kani Mai Ke Kumu
#62
© Photo: Kymber Watson
#63
© Photo: Rode Ricky
#64
© Photo: Ace Haubrich
#65
© Photo: Andrew Ajero
#66
© Photo: Isobelle Anne
#67
© Photo: Maxwell Lambert
#68
© Photo: Amber Nicole
#69
© Photo: Luna Sage
#70
© Photo: Gabrielle R Feliciano
#71
© Photo: Yuval Dolev
#72
© Photo: Jake Colli
#73
© Photo: Betty Streit
#74
© Photo: Job Joseph Lozada
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© Photo: Jacob Price
#76
© Photo: Zoe Hanscom
#77
© Photo: Aku Sachü
#78
© Photo: Kye Duffield
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© Photo: Rob Farnell
#80
© Photo: Dennis Moran
#81
© Photo: Ben Ja Min
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© Photo: Becky Jones
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© Photo: Rachel Rally
#84
© Photo: anon
#85
© Photo: Constanza Arancibia Panella
#86
© Photo: Chann Stewart
#87
© Photo: John LW
#88
© Photo: Elizabeth Armetta
#89
© Photo: Marie-Pierre SF
#90
© Photo: James Bishop
#91
© Photo: Wren Wrayge
#92
© Photo: anon
#93
© Photo: Nick Smith
#94
© Photo: Allison-Austin Davis
#95
© Photo: Raziel Anarki
#96
© Photo: Neb Rodgers
#97
© Photo: Blake Claypoole
#98
© Photo: Aimée Renée
#99
© Photo: Matthew Heartsill
#100
© Photo: Mandy Ryan
#101
© Photo: Eliana Browning
#102
© Photo: Powell Andrews
#103
© Photo: Tom Shannon
#104
© Photo: Anton Wooldridge
#105
© Photo: anon
#106
© Photo: Jo Darn Barnes
#107
© Photo: Clyde Lemuel
#108
© Photo: Arabella Zahir
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