91 Recruiting Expectations That Show The “No One Wants To Work Anymore” Excuse Is Nonsense

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First impressions are really important during the hiring process, both for the prospective employer and the candidate.

To attract the best talent, companies need to craft quality job adverts. They should be clear about what it is they’re looking for and accurately reflect the role’s typical duties and responsibilities.

However, for better or worse, the bar sometimes doesn’t seem so high. We dug around the subreddits ‘Recruiting Hell‘ and ‘Antiwork‘ to show you that some recruiters are so out of touch with reality, it’s evident even in the job advertisement they write.

Scrolling through these makes you seriously doubt the “no one wants to work anymore” cliché.

#1 Saw It Online

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#2 Burn

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#3 Seeking Candidate With 15+ Years Of Social Media Experience

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#4 Employment Gap

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#5 Wtf Are They On… This Is For A Call Center Position

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#6 Why Even Ask?

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#7 A Friend Of Mine Was Looking For A Job Yesterday. This Must Be Hella Illegal, Right?

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#8 New Requirements Strikes

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#9 Imagine Asking If Someone’s Ok With Earning 30% Less Than What They Currently Make

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#10 The New York Times Has An 8 Round Interview Process

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#11 Anyone Have 7 Legs, 4 Arms And Capable Of Doing 10 Things At Once?! Asking For A Friend

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#12 Was Applying For A Job On Indeed….any Suggestions..?

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#13 Exactly On Time

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#14 Why Do We Have To Jump Through So Many Hoops Just To Get Our Application Rejected Anyway

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#15 An Expensive First Day On The Job

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#16 Ayo This Lady Working For UPS Really Tried To Get Free Labor Out Of Me Lol

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#17 This Is A New Level Of Hell

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#18 My First Haiku

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#19 This Is Slowly Snowballing Into Forcing Western Kids To Get Part-Time Jobs

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#20 “Record A Video Of Yourself”, But Somehow, Even Worse!

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#21 “We Are Unable To Offer Positions To People With The Name Jeffrey”

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#22 The F**king Nerve

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#23 We Don’t Pay You, You Have To Pay Us

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#24 Sigh… They Don’t Even Put A Location In The Body Anymore

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#25 Are You Joking?

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#26 Anyone Else Read This As, “Must Be Willing To Take Abuse”?

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#27 U.k. International Candidate Here – This Is What The Recruiter Texted Me After I Told Him I Need The Company To Sponsor My U.k. Skilled Worker Visa…

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#28 Not Sure If This Is A Repost

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#29 The F*ck? At Least They’re Telling You Up Front

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#30 Thought You Guys Would Really Enjoy This One

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#31 10 Years Experience For £12 Baybeeee

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#32 If You Have Made A Heathy Choice I Disagree With Don’t Apply

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#33 Immediately No

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#34 Sounds Like Sexual Harassment

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#35 This Is A Joke… Right?

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#36 Ph.d. Maths Student Rejected For Not Show Not Having 3 Hours Of Calc On Their Transcript

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#37 Saw This On A Job Application. Immediately Closed Out

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#38 “I Just Saw You Swallow”

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#39 This But Unironically

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#40 Who Needs Pay And Sick Leave? I Can Wear My Jeans To Work!

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#41 Has Anybody Seen Anything Worse?

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#42 Jesus Christ

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#43 Worst Onboarding/Background Check Experience Ever! Not Only Did I Send Her The References Prior But She Than Needed More! This Is Ridiculous! Here’s What I Told Her Below!

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#44 Getting Really Tired Of This Cr*p :/

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#45 Thoughts?

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#46 This Is Hell

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#47 Got This Message From A Company’s Recruiter Today

Received this from a recruiter today. Applied from their Facebook page where at no point did it mention that the position was in- office. For context, my family and I live and travel full- time in our RV, and I have worked remotely off and on for more than 3 years now, with nearly 10 years experience for the above mention position. Forward to the HR or above that even?

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#48 Eat An Absolute D*ck

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#49 My Alarm Bells Are Ringing So Loud It Gave Me Tinnitus

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#50 Was Looking At Truck Driving Jobs And Saw This

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#51 Bribe The Hiring Manager After A Rejection?

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#52 Why Is This Necessary, Panera?

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#53 Spotted On Indeed. This Can’t Be Real… Can It?

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#54 When The Restaurant Promises $90/Average Check With Tips

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#55 All Right Boys, It’s Time To Pack Up. Work-Life Integration Is Here!

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#56 I’m Applying For A Receptionist Position… What The Hell Is This?

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#57 “Cognitive Test” For A Mortgage Admin Position

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#58 Something Tells Me I’m Not Going To Be Getting A Call Back

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#59 Is This A Red Flag?

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#60 “We’re Looking For Big Brain Interns To Build Our Ai For Minimum Wage!”

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#61 Just Say You Are Trying To Get Marketing Strategy Ideas Without Paying For It

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#62 ?

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#63 Found This Morning Looking For Remote Jobs. Doctorate, 10 Years Of Exp, $16 An Hour

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#64 Got A Phd In Quantum Physics? You Can Earn A Full 15k USD Salary If You Work For Them!

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#65 The Wildest Application Request Ever…

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#66 So Uh… What Do I Write For This Lol

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#67 $15/Hour For A Master’s-Level Data Analyst Is Extortionate

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#68 Do This And This And This And This

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#69 On-Site In Toronto = Permanently Relocated To Saudi Arabia

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#70 I Can’t Eye Roll Enough With This

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#71 This Set Of Job Requirements Cracked Me Up. Sr. Manager Role. There Might Be Like 5 People In The Us Who Are Qualified

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#72 Lol Ok…when You Pay The Bill

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#73 Interesting Form Of Payment You Got There

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#74 An Embarrassing Reminder To Not Reveal Your Salary Expectations

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#75 Recruiters, Why Do You Do This?

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#76 $20/Hour CFO Posting

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#77 Boss Posted This Job Description On Facebook And Then Commented This A Week Later. Well I Wonder Why No One Applied

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#78 Another Recruiter Telling You That You Shouldn’t Be Motivated By Money

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#79 Please Let Me Know If A 50% Reduction In Pay Is Suitable

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#80 12 Month Ban From Applying Because Of A 5-Minute Personality Test

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#81 I Am Seriously Out Of Words….. There Needs To Be A Hell On This World Also For Recruiters

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#82 Applying For Jobs Is Depressing

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#83 I’m So Fed Up With Recruiters Reaching Out To Me With Insultingly Low Rates For Short Term Contract Work When They Can See I Have A Full Time Job Already

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#84 Wow ? How Cute

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#85 Speak 4 Languages For Minimum Wage

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#86 Just Had A Recruiter Rip Apart My Resume From 15 Years Ago

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#87 Pay 9% Of My Salary To These Recruiters, Boy The Nerve On These People

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#88 Job Would Like Information On My Elementary School, Including The Degree I Received And My Course Of Study

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#89 Urgently Hiring Experienced Workers For $9

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#90 This Awful Job Posting For A Local Coffee Shop

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#91 I Politely Told A Recruiter I Won’t Really Be Available To Interview Over Christmas And Instead Of Respecting My No Answer, Responds Like I’m Some F*cking Kid

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