Working as a vet can be incredibly stressful and challenging, yet also deeply fulfilling. And it helps if you and your clients have a good sense of humor. Like when you realize that you’ll be treating pets with the names Big Dog, Chicken Salad, and Greg From Accounting.

Humor-loving veterinarians revealed the funniest names of the pets that have ever come into their clinics, and their stories are brilliant. We’ve collected the best ones to chase away the winter blues and bring a bit of sunshine into your life. Scroll down for a big dose of laughter.

#1

Not a vet but saw Lizard named Harry.

As in yer a Lizard Harry.

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#2

Had a neighbor once who had two massive Rottweilers and allowed their young daughter to name them — Big Dog and Glitter.

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#3

My personal favourite is a dog named Woofgang, which inspired me to name my cat Meowzart.

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All jokes aside for a moment, working as a vet can be physically, mentally, and emotionally draining.

According to one recent study, the biggest job-related burdens that veterinarians think they have to deal with are bureaucracy, animal suffering, and communication with animal owners.

However, in reality, bureaucracy has a much smaller negative effect on mental health than financial concerns. The latter, while not ranked by vets in the study as a main stressor, has the strongest correlation with impaired mental health.

#4

My friend used to have a cat named Chicken Salad. He currently owns a cat named Grandma.

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#5

Vet tech here. Best one was a tiny little Chihuahua named “Bone Crusher.” He was owned by an amateur body builder. Guy was like 6’4″ and close to 300 lbs. Funny situation all in all.

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#6

I met a cat named Maybelline at the vet which I thought was a great name because it comes with a built-in theme song. Like someone walks into the room and says, “Who knocked over the vase?” And you sing, “Maybe it’s Maybelline.”.

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Meanwhile, Reviving Veterinary Medicine explains that some of the biggest challenges that vets face at work include financial constraints, client expectations, emotional attachments, and burnout due to their massive workload.

Other major issues include ethical dilemmas, compassion fatigue, legal and professional pressure, and problems with team dynamics.

Coping with the emotional toll of the job can be incredibly difficult, so vets need to learn to balance their empathy and compassion with emotional boundaries, self-awareness, and consistent self-care.

#7

Wanker. A terrier mix who was actually pretty cool and not a wanker in any sense. Also a blind and deaf dog named Helen Smeller.

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#8

Not a vet, but my husband named a feral tabby cat we adopted Alt-Tab because he’d make us switch from whatever task we were working on when he wanted attention or food.

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#9

I have some friends who have a cat named Greg from Accounting.

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What are the funniest pet names that you’ve ever heard in real-life, dear Pandas? What names did you give your own beloved pets? How did you come up with them, and where did you look for inspiration?

Are there any vets in the audience today? If so, what are the biggest pros and cons of your job?

Let us know what you think in the comments.

#10

Not a vet but my hamsters are named Alexander Hamsterton and Aaron Furr.

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#11

Not a vet but my sister has a beta fish named Swim Shady.

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#12

Vet tech here, we did a minor surgery on a cat named Bastard yesterday. Nowhere near the top but I can’t remember the ridiculous ones off the top of my head.

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#13

Dog in my service dog class was named toast.

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#14

I always wanted to have an animal named peeve so I could say “this is my pet peeve”.

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#15

IANAV but a saw a poster for a missing cat named Chairman Meow.

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#16

My aunt and uncle used to have a lovely white cat named Dumptruck. i miss Dumptruck.

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#17

Worked at a daycare, my favorite was “diogi” (d-o-g).

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#18

Not a Vet, but I do work with animals. We had a dog named Lunchbox. Still can’t get over that.

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#19

Grandpa is a vet, but these pets were in the family.
“Migraine” – yellow lab,
“Alfonzo Horatio Montego III” – I don’t know what breed he was. He was about 70 lbs,
“Henry Jesus” – huge gray and spotted Shepard that was born an only child.
“Mecca” or “Mecca Lecca High Mecca Hiney Ho” – Her b**t had so much emotion.
There’s more but those are the ones off the top of my head.

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#20

I once had a pet emperor scorpion named Cuddles.

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#21

Worked at a day care, bulldog named Potato, was a favorite.

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#22

I work at a vets, we had to do a call back for advice on a cat named Ballbag.

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#23

Not a vet, but if any of the ladies from our vet place were here, they’d probably tell the story of me bringing in my sister’s cat to be spayed. And I had to look them in the eyes and tell them this tiny, buzzing calico girl was named “Batman.”

As the lady behind the counter put it, “We’ve had a couple other pets named Batman. None of them were girls, though.”

As to why her name was Batman, my sister, who was in her 30’s at the time, just insisted repeatedly that “Batman is a cool name for a girl.”.

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#24

I work at a doggie daycare. We have had a mini aussie named Crowbar, a cavalier named Chanel No. 5, and a schnoodle named Mr. Pickles. Also, one client with the last name Crowe got her dog from a shelter and kept the name they gave him, which is Jim.

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#25

My husband use to work at a Humane Society vet office. He was up for adoption, not in for vet care, but once a rooster came in named Cluck Norris. (This was in Reno, Nevada).

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#26

NAV, but in high school my friend had an iguana named mariguana.

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#27

Leonardo DiCatio; Zombie Apocalypse.

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#28

My friend named her black cat Edgar Allan Purrr.

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#29

Am a tech. Once had a olive yellow lab named Dawg at some point. Last week we had this really small yet chuncky chihuahua named Walnut who couldnt keep her tongue in her mouth. There was a dog I was instructed to not even go near as he’s extremely aggressive and needs to be calm for his groom. His name is Hayden so I’m expecting some giant GSD or something. No. It was a small all brown, ancient cocker spaniel.

#30

My sister used to work at a doggy daycare, and there was a dog whose name was Dammit. “Come inside, Dammit!”.

#31

Not a vet, but have friends with cat named battlestation.

#32

Not a vet but my neighbour had a dog called deefer (d for)… The dog’s name was literally ‘deefer dog’ (d for dog) .

#33

There’s a pot belly pig living next door to me… I’ve called him Notorious P.I.G.

#34

I know a dog called Askit,
So when people inquire about the dog’s name, the owner says, “Askit”.

#35

Funniest name I ever heard of (Not a vet) was “Serenity meow”.

#36

Okay, not a vet, but my bf and I were walking through campus one night. We hear vicious barking nearby, followed by a stern, male voice saying “be quiet, Biscuit!”

Just the juxtaposition of the downright feral growling and the fact that the dogs name was Biscuit had us in stitches.

#37

My dog’s name is Bark Obama.

#38

Crazy cat lady here. The best pet names I’ve heard are Speed Bump for a tortoise and Schrodinger for a cat. I’m stealing that one.

#39

Friend of mine has an outdoor cat who hangs out on the driveway.

Cat’s name is Parkon.

#40

My nephew named his cat Farmer and his dog Pancake.

#41

We have a regular customer who has named their cat, “ cat” but in binary code.

#42

My friend named her cat Albus Purrrrrcival Wool-fric (he’s SUPER fluffy) Brian Fluffledore. She calls him by his full name in all it’s glory when he is naughty.

#43

Tiny 3month old baby kittrn that barely meowed named…Khal Drogo.

#44

Veterinarian here.

Upinsmoke ( a Persian cat)

Car number nine ( another cat)

A lady with 4 cats – Elvis , Bosom, Jesus and Barbara

Dog called Sol ( our Sol = arsole)

Bat man, a cat with facial markings like a mask

The Kid Sampson = a bulldog

The nurses name all wild crows Russell and seagulls, Steven

Forgot about Bizzle Chips (bullmastif) and Gravel (my own dog) Gravel had a gritty childhood.

#45

When I was 6 I named our dog Kitty.

#46

My friend got a kitten for her son and he named it Shoe.

#47

A cow named Freaky Girl.

#48

Not a vet, but my buddy has a cat named Lucipurr.

#49

Our cats are Maverick and Goose.

#50

Had a cat come in named Ghostface Killah once. He was all black with a white “mask” on his face so it fit pretty well.

#51

My brother’s cat was called Tiba. He didn’t want a cat, it kind of moved in. He took it to the vet and, because it didn’t have a name was marked “TBA” (To Be Announced).

#52

Another vet tech here, we did surgery recently on a 20ft anaconda named “Satan”.

#53

I’m no Vet, but my wife and I adopted an adult cat who was originally named Sammy, but I wasn’t satisfied with a pet that didn’t have an 80s reference for a name so I tried for Mr. Roboto, I got vetoed on that so I went with Domo Hairy Gato instead.

Side note: I’m no longer married, but still have Domo aka The Domonater, Lord Bishop Grand Admiral Marshal of the Noms.

#54

NAV but had a kitten named “fishbait” when I was a kid.

#55

Not a vet but my mom named her guinea pigs Scratch and Sniff. We also have a dog who was originally named MJ (As in Mary Jane, not Micheal Jackson. We had a dog named Spidie (which is a short form of Spiderman) at the time so it fit) but was nicknamed Noodle after getting a spaghetti noodle stuck to her face for half an hour. This is now what she responds to and therefore her name. Noodle’s a good dog.
Also, my goldfish was named Magikarp. This is the only one that was entirely my fault. The other ones were my parents’ ideas.

#56

Used to be a vet tech. There was a dog named Possum. Thought that was an odd name, until you walked up to the dog and it dropped to the ground and rolled over onto it’s back. Most fitting name ever.

#57

I met a one eyed dog named Fetty Pup.

#58

My husband’s parents had two cats named Watson and Crick. Now they just have Crick, who is a marshmellow of a cat.

#59

DVM Student here.

I’ve met:

* A cat named Paperwork
* A cat named Monkeyslap
* A toy Schnauzer named Snackpack

* And a Great Dane named “Left Boot”…

His human was a 7 year old boy who yelled at me because I misread his name which was written “L. Boot” Which I assumed was a kid trying to write “El Boots”.
I was like “El Boots” is an adorable name, did you think of that?” He yelled at me and said, “NO, HE’S JUST ONE BOOT. LEFT BOOT.”

Also, my Leopard Gecko’s name is Fitzlizard Darcy…

#60

Not a vet, but work at a vet clinic (kennel worker). We had two dogs come in named “Peanut Butter” (male) and “Butter Cookie” (female). Both responded exclusively to “Butter.”

Another time, we had a mean pom named “Puppylove.”.

#61

My cats name growing up was Edward Scissor Paws.

#62

I have a rescue husky who was abandoned at a petrol station in Cyprus. We named him Diesel.

#63

My parents rescued a staffordshire terrier and a pitbull mix. Staffie was named Bogart (Bogie for short) and my parents didn’t change his name. My dad started calling him BigHead. Now he only responds to BigHead. His name is down as BigHead on vet and groomer records. People think my dad is being mean until they see this dog. He really does have a rather large head.

#64

Vet tech in training, we had a rabbit come through with a German name that translated to lunch meat I think lol.

#65

Sister has Nospurratu.

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