Having to go to the emergency room is one of the most stressful experiences you can have. But the circumstances behind your visit, while often painful, sometimes have a humorous silver lining to them. It’s the kind of stuff that might embarrass you, but it’s great for making others chuckle and groan with sympathy.
Inspired by content creator @marield292, former patients revealed the most ridiculous, downright dumbest reasons why they ended up in the ER. Scroll down for a good laugh, and be sure to share these stories with any doctors you know.
#1
My son. Fell down a cliff and broke 3 toes…chasing a lizard.🦎 here’s the kicker, he was 19 years old at the time 🙄
Image credits: Kim Hodge
#2
I fell out of an ambulance….
Image credits: Erica Rose
#3
A stomachache that didn’t stop for hours already, rushed to e.r and dr. said that I’m already going to give birth😭…. wth 😳 I’m not pregnant, I told her that my stomach is flat, my menstruation is normal and not delayed😭… but dr. said i am one of few rare cases.. we got discharge w/ healthy baby boy😭.. we got home w/ no things for the baby; clothes, ward and etc..
fun fact: 12 yrs married, we did everything for me to get pregnant but were unsuccessful.. we planned to adopt and while processing the papers our house was burned our application got rejected.. we are already at the point of accepting that maybe it’s not for us, being a parent..but after 4yrs. miracle happened in unexpected time and way.
I didn’t believe that kind of pregnancy existed until it happened to me.. it’s a cryptic pregnancy, that’s what it’s called
Image credits: maliyah
#4
I broke my pinky demonstrating to my brother how I broke my other pinky the day before.
Image credits: Tallulah McGillicuddy
#5
got a weird headache that didn’t go away for like a week, arms and face started going numb. went to ER, neck is broken. I didnt do anything to injure myself. it just broke. this was 3 weeks ago and I’m in a brace right now
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#6
mom told me that she took me to the ER when I was a newborn because I was sleeping too much and even refused food bc I was that sleepy
turns out I just really like to sleep
no, it didn’t go away
Image credits: JD_s
#7
My daughter was keeled over in stomach pain. Thought appendicitis. We go to er at midnight. Waiting for tests results, she rips the biggest loudest deepest fart. I’m like do you feel better? She’s like yup. Tests came back with ✨nothing✨
Image credits: Jess G7
#8
I dislocated both of my thumbs making my bed
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#9
Sitting on our front porch a MOTH divebombed my ear. ER 1st said they couldn’t do anything I would have to go to an ENT Monday, it was Sat night. In near tears I begged if there was anything they could do. A Dr came in with a tool he carried in his own bag & pulled the moth out. It fluttering in my ear was one of the worst things I’ve experienced.
Image credits: Katie
#10
I tore my acl at work doing an Ace Ventura impersonation
Image credits: Cari Stays Human
#11
i lifted a crate of potatoes, sneezed and herniated 3 discs in my back and my bladder stopped working
Image credits: Jade
#12
Took out my contact lens because it was too dry. Tore my cornea off together with the lens
Image credits: Sijing
#13
Infected elbow from knitting too much in a short period of time….Dr said I was his first knitting related case
Image credits: NukaColaBea
#14
I fell in a hole dug for a large post that was full of water while chasing a goat. fractured my wrist and found out I was pregnant
Image credits: Britney
#15
Dislocated my jaw yawning
Image credits: caden
#16
My daughter tore her meniscus walking into a Dunkin Donuts. 😂 She did it a second time years later at the same Dunkin Donuts! 🤣🤣
Image credits: mamabearkim6
#17
Dropped a glass on my finger, tiny cut, no issue, ignored it for a week, finger turned blue and lost feeling. Turns out glass was actually in there moving around
Image credits: vex_11
#18
my husband rolled over on my arm while we were sleeping and it snapped
Image credits: rb
#19
I slipped in a puddle of dog pee my poor blind dachshund left when he couldn’t find me. I was in the bathroom. Broke my left wrist & left ankle
Image credits: Solytayre
#20
I pulled a muscle in my groin…getting off the toilet….last month. 3 day hospital stay.
Image credits: A2An
#21
Right after attending a silly workplace safety training where I laughed at their segment about using scissors, I promptly cut into my finger ridiculously deep with scissors so bad I had to go to ER. 15 years ago and I still have the scar
Image credits: badonque
#22
10 minutes into my shift at the doggy daycare, I trip over a French Bulldog and absolutely shatter my wrist. (Frenchie was fine, he sat in my lap completely unaware as I sat on the ground in pain) I needed surgery and hand therapy after and everything
Image credits: Mikaela Anderson
#23
Broke two toes racing my brother to the charcuterie board… we’re both adults and the wine hadn’t even been poured yet lol
Image credits: Serena Young
#24
got a coffee bean stuck in my ear once. i dont want to talk about it
Image credits: anon
#25
i coughed too hard and fractured a rib
Image credits: Em 🙂
#26
Got a third degree grease burn making French fries. Urgent care told me to treat it myself. The skin started falling off my leg so I went to the er. I had infection in my blood stream and almost perished.
Image credits: Jasmine Goslin
#27
I inhaled an earring that was in my asthma puffer.
Image credits: Jess
#28
Fractured my wrist pushing a piece of gum out of the foil packet.
Image credits: Di
#29
I had back pain that was not getting better so i went to the ER and found out it was ovarian cancer
Image credits: Kassy Starr
#30
One time I was in the er for one of my twins and my other twin decided to get his head stuck in a chair so they had to have the fire department get him unstuck
Image credits: millie
#31
slipped and fell, dislocating a toe, while running to show my husband a TikTok, on Christmas Eve
Image credits: themurphymayhem
#32
I slipped on a drink in a bar. Blew up my entire knee. Had a whole ACL replacement, meniscus and MCL repair
Image credits: Jess
#33
Thought a bug flew in my ear and was going to lay eggs. Turns out the sound I thought was fluttering wings was just a really bad ear infection
Image credits: amberdwastaken
#34
i torn my meniscus fully while shopping for shoes 😭 my husband called out to me to look at a shoe, i turned and BAMMM
Image credits: shailahud
#35
tripped over the plaster cast on my leg and broke my arm.
got up from the sofa and completely detached the meniscus in my knee (needed surgery)
fell off top bunk sleep walking
Image credits: Amy
#36
my husband cut off his finger while chopping pepperoni that I asked him not to do. they put it back. it’s just the audacity. I told him the pepperoni didn’t need chopped
Image credits: Helixian
#37
Ate too much sushi and then got dumping syndrome. (Google it) Fainted from the pain and then subsequently hit my head and knocked myself out on the floor. I was unconscious for half an hour and out of it for 3 hours. I don’t remember most of it. I still love sushi.
Image credits: Bellamy
#38
My mother got whiplash from laughing.
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