Their Flight Left 2 Hours Ago

Went To Open My Fridge. Definitely Thought My Hand Was Connected Properly

Stuck His Head In A Hole In A Tree To Take A Look, Guess What He Found

Can I Get My Money Back

The Cable Guy Installed The Cable Through Our Hula Hoop That We Left Out

Car Park Barrier Closed Before The Trailer Got Through

So This Guy Paused A Video Of A Model He Wanted To Look Like And His Barber Mistook The Play Button Icon With His Desired Hairstyle And Shaved Triangles On Both Sides Of His Head

Me, My Sister And My Best Friend (From Left To Right) At Our Graduation Trip. Fun Stuff

Waited Almost 14 Years For This Moment, And Of Course I Missed It

He Saw A Squirrel And Dragged Me Through The Mud On My Ass

I’ve Been Using The Complimentary Towel At My Apartment’s Swimming Pool. Someone Just Told Me It’s A Towel For Wet Dogs

My Brand New Roomba Ran Over My Puppy’s Shit And Proceeded To “Clean” The Rest Of My Home

Threw My Swatter At A Fly. Don’t Ask Questions Because I Don’t Have Answers

My Roof Caved In Last Night

When The Snowplow ‘Nicks’ Your Car

Machine Crashing After Winning The Jackpot

Some Musicians Just Aren’t Smooth

Uh Oh

This Is What A $239 Textbook, Never Opened And Still In Plastic, Looks Like After Being Returned To The Same Bookstore That I Purchased It From

Bet She’s Glad She Bought That Tire Cover

I Proposed To My GF This Weekend And Proceeded To Drop The Ring Down A Gopher Hole

Life Must Be Hard For Him

Poor Megan

This Big Guy And Three Of His Friends Got Into A Newly Built Montana House And Proceeded To Live There For A Month Before Being Found

A Woman Put 1.5 Gallons Of Windshield Washer Liquid Instead Of Oil

I Asked To Have It Edged Up So My Bangs Would Be Straight. Proceeded To Cut All My Bangs Off And My Entire Widows Peak. White Guy At A Black Barbershop Problems

I Came In To Find My Tortoise Like This

Pricey Chew Toy

So Excited To Use My Pizza Cutter For The First Time

Kids Playing With Fire Hose During Coast Guard Demo

He Doesn’t Know It Yet. Sorry, Bro

Found A Worm In My Lunch

Your Day May Have Been Bad, But It’s Probably Not As Bad As ‘I Tipped Over A Satellite And It’ll Cost $135 Million To Fix’ Bad

“Made iPhone Cookies To Trick Cops Into Pulling Me Over, I’ll Just Take A Bite And Ask If Cookies Are Against The Law”

My Snowglobe Acted As A Magnifying Glass And Burnt A Line Into My Curtain

The F Fell Off My Ford Fiesta Flame. Now I Drive A Ford Fiesta Lame

My Friend Doesn’t Have A Screen On Our Flight To China Despite Everyone Else Having One

I Lost My ****

When Your Snickers Bar Taunts You

Siberian Summer

ATM Shut Down With My Card In It

Damn

A Storm Came Through. The Plastic Furniture Barely Moved But The Grill Blew 30 Ft Into The Pool

A Small Crash Revealed Just How Much Make Up She Had On

Was Given A Heat Sensitive Mug For A Work Meeting

Rip Random Pedestrian. These Are Dark Times

Fridays Aren’t For Everyone

Put My Visor Down In The Side To Block The Sun

In Colorado, Due To Rock Fall, A 20 Mile Stretch Of Highway Now Has A 238 Mile, 4,5 Hour Detour

When You Hit A Pot Hole On The Highway Doing 70 MPH

How To Make Me Spend $60 Ft. My Dog

Best Vacation Ever

Oh No

My Friend Works As A Cleaner Here

Bitcoin Mining Farm Gets Flooded

And I Thought I Hated Daylight Savings Time

Finally Gave In And Let My Daughter Get A Cat. Turns Out She’s Allergic

Finally Brought My Girlfriend To What I Promised Her Was The Best View She Would Have Ever Seen

My Favorite Wedding Photo. I Got A Bubble In My Eye While We Were Leaving

New Road Was Not Sealed Correctly. The Result

Trying To Even Out My Tan On My Lunch Break

My Grandmother Almost Got Lost At Sea In Iceland

Good Morning And Happy Valentine’s Day! Why Not Start Your Day Off With A Turmeric Smoothie?

Accidentally Texted My Kids Teacher

Cut My Finger While Opening A Package Of Band Aids

How My Pizza Arrived

Women’s Pockets Suck

My Dad Bought A Soap From A Charity In 2016 And Only Today Opened The Box. Look What Was Inside! P.S. My Dad Is A Huge Football Fan

Got Excited From Far Away About The Motel Having A Swimming Pool

Just Drove To Class Early In The Morning Through Pouring Rain And Shitty Traffic After Sleeping Three Hours Last Night Only To Find This. How’s Your Morning Going?

Sister Didn’t Mention That Her Dogs Have Fleas When I Said I’d Watch Them For Her

Thought I Was Charging My Computer For A 6 Hour Road Trip. Guess Not

How The Mailman Delivered The Vinyl I Ordered

Dropped A Brand New Gallon Of Milk. As A Bonus, I Also Got A Flat Tire Today

Don’t You Just Hate It When Your Entire Sink Collapses

The Way The Corner Of The Table Found My Pocket

Whoever Threw A Sink Into My Car Last Night

Yesterday This Guy Put Ghost Pepper Popcorn In Our Industrial Microwave At Work For Over 5 Min

The Door I Had To Get Through Last Night To Get To My Room

Dude Lost His Shoe Right As The Subway Doors Closed

Heard A Crash, Knew My Whole Sunday Was Ruined

Crashed Car And A Parking Ticket

First Thing Monday Morning At My Shower Door Installation Job

Guess Who Thought The Soy Sauce Was Syrup This Morning

Guy’s Neighbors Left Their Car Windows Open Overnight

After Two Weeks Of Excited Waiting We Open Our New TV And There Is A Nice Gift Waiting For Us

Aston Martin Was Worth $1.5 Million

This Is Why I Drink

I Imagine This Person Just Went Straight Home And Spent The Weekend In Bed

Our $1000 TV Just Got Shipped In

Took My Buddy To The Grand Canyon For The First Time Today. Spectacular Views All Around

At Work We Had A Power Outage, $10,000 Worth Of Ice Cream Fits In One Dumpster

My Husband Works In A Liquor Store And Just Sent Me This Picture

Anyone Curious What Happened After That Guy Ripped His Pants At The Wedding. I’m His Wife

The Insurance Adjuster Fell Through My Dad’s Ceiling

When You’re Trying To Put A 600 Pound Piece Of Tempered Glass In And You Hit A Tiny Piece Of Metal On The Corner. (Sounds Like A Gun Shot When It Explodes)

My Brother’s Cabin (Which Is Now His Home In The Midst Of A Nasty Divorce) In Northern CA. Took Him 5 Miles On A Snow Mobile To Find This After Leaving Town For A Week

Someone Out There Is Having A Really Bad Day That’s Worse Than Ours

Playing Truth Or Dare

Not Cleaning My *** With This

When You Have To Slam On The Brakes

My Cat Couldn’t Get To His Litter Box Because The Toilet Door Was Forgotten Closed At Night, So He Spilt The Litter Bag Himself And Pooped On It

Today I Climbed A Mountain And Was Rewarded With This Incredible View

Car Crashed Into My Living Room

I Dropped A LEGO House I Built 10 Years Ago Down The Stairs

My Lunch Hour Ends At 12:00

A Truck Drove On Turf I Layed Yesterday

Tried To Make Brownies

The Right Car Is Mine. I Physically Could Not Enter My Car. And Since The Batteries In My Key Ran Dry, I Could Not Open Any Doors But The Drivers Door From The Outside

My Minesweeper Game

My Pillow Said “Washing Machine And Dryer Safe” I Open Up My Dryer To This

**** Happens

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