There are some things you can do that won’t land you in jail but will get you silently removed from the group chat. You know those actions that are totally legal but radiate such strong villain origin story energy that everyone around you starts reevaluating their life choices? Whether it’s how you eat or how you behave in public, these perfectly lawful behaviors somehow manage to scream “run”.
So when someone asked netizens about things that were legal but still made people look like complete psychopaths, the responses ranged from mildly unhinged social quirks to actions that feel like they should come with a background check. And, of course, we’ve gathered the most entertaining, eyebrow-raising, and side-eye-inducing examples for your scrolling pleasure.
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#1
Putting your children in beauty pageants. It’s technically legal, and encouraged in some places, and horrifying.
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#2
Trading stocks while holding a seat in Congress.
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#3
According to my wife, me setting my alarm clock on a time which isn’t at least rounded up to a 5.
My alarm will go off at 6.39 and that’s how I like it.
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#4
60 year old men dating girls who just turned 18.
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#5
Digging a hole in your backyard with a shovel at 2am.
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#6
Firing someone right before their benefits kick in. Legal, but so messed up.
#7
Having extremely long, curly toenails. Infinitely more disturbing if otherwise you’re perfectly groomed.
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#8
Parking in front of your neighbors place when there’s an open spot in front of yours.
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#9
I’m sure I looked like I needed a strait jacket to my neighbors the other day when I was out scrubbing our deck with soap in the rain. I just really wanted to take advantage of the rain and not use hose water.
#10
Just sitting and thinking. People are so used to being glued to a device or some other type of escapism, I’ve lost count of the number of times I’ve been asked in public if I’m OK, when I’m just trying to chill out and enjoy a moment. (Thinking also of the guy who was arrested because he was sat enjoying a sunset).
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#11
Buying duct tape,a ski mask, and a baseball bat.
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#12
Running with your hands in your pockets.
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#13
Microwaving fish at work.
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#14
Starting religious conversations with strangers in public.
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#15
Getting a tattoo of a celebrity’s face.
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#16
Staring at people intensely without blinking.
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#17
Pouring the milk before the cereal.
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#18
Cutting the light off as you leave a public restroom full of people.
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#19
Walking down the street drinking a glass of water.
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#20
Getting into a pool with socks on lol.
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#21
Talking to yourself in public. Like a straight up full conversation.
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#22
Melting snow off your driveway with a flamethrower.
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#23
Eating a whole block of cheese like it’s a candy bar. Not plate. No knife. Just vibes and lactose denial.
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#24
Biting into a KitKat without breaking it.
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#25
Ketchup on lasagna.
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#26
Going out by yourself. It feels like everyone is looking at you because you are breaking the law.
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#27
I saw a guy on TikTok that collects human spines.
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#28
Eating chips vertically.
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#29
Standing the wrong way in an elevator.
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#30
Driving circles in a roundabout.
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#31
Eating mayonnaise straight from the jar In public.
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#32
Those people who mix cereal into 1 container.
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