Writing a captivating piece takes way more than putting pen to paper. The author spends countless hours developing the plot, writing and rewriting it, crossing out hundreds of unnecessary lines, and doing the research—lots and lots of it. Some writers could work more on the two, wiping out some of the information or researching it better. Otherwise, they might end up being shamed for some of their inaccurate, unrealistic, or plain foolish lines. As these male writers depicting female characters did.

The subreddit “Men Writing Women” is dedicated, as the description suggests, to “how men who create films, books, TV, and graphic novels characterize women”. Members of the community clearly don’t shy away from sharing their finds, and we have gathered some of their best examples into this list today. If you feel like it’s too short, check out our previous pieces about “Men Writing Women” here and here.

#1 What Else Could A Woman Want After Coming Out Of A Coma? Beyond The Darkness (1979)

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#2 Jane Goodall Should Just Go Ape S*it

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#3 Til That I, A Virgin, Have At Least One Kid. (Once Gone, By Blake Pierce)

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#4 Who Doesn’t Love To Bleed And Writhe In Pain Once A Month?

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#5 I’m Sorry, What?!? The Body Keeps The Score By Bessel Van Der Kolk

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#6 I’m Surprised No One Has Posted This Guy Yet?? From Jpod By Douglas Coupland

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#7 That Natural Womanly Instinct To Love Cooking (Do Androids Dream Of Electric Sheep? By Philip K Dick)

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#8 (Tw: Physical Violence) [nana By Zola] Zola’s Nana, Or How To Stop Worrying And Learn To Love Physical Abuse

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#9 [clans Of The Alphane Moon By Philip K. Dick] How To Assert Your Dominance Over Other Women: Scare Their Nipples Off

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#10 “Cell” By Stephen King. You’re In A Zombie Apocalypse But You’re Worried About…what?

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#11 Scientology, A New Slant On Life – By L. Ron Hubbard (1965)

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#12 Women Have Useless Faces (A Happy Death By Camus)

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#13 “Her Breasts Quivered With Excitement” Really??? (Sales Pitch By Philip K. Dick)

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#14 Ah Yes, The Kind Of Giggles That Spill From Your Breasts. Of Course The Girl Is “Just Turned 16” As Well. (Hospital By Han Song)

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#15 Second Reference To Her Oversized Bazungas In As Many Paragraphs – Paternus By Dyrk Ashton

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#16 I Love This Series And I Am A Fan Of King, But ??? [the Waste Lands (Book III Of The Dark Tower Series), Stephen King]

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#17 Women As Baby Producers… (Slaughterhouse Five By Kurt Vonnegut)

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#18 The Amount Misogyny In This One Was A Bit Shocking. The Lake Of The Dead By André Bjerke

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#19 This Makes Me Prefer Men Writing About Women’s Breasts (Bellevue Square By Michael Redhill)

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#20 “But Whatever” (The Night Shift, Alex Finlay)

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#21 Coast To Coast Murders, James Patterson

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#22 “A Fine Porch Door”… From The Stand By Stephen King

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#23 Liana Finck, Women In Literature, 2022

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#24 Stephen King – The Shining

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#25 In Death, I Hope All My Friends Remember Me For My Great Rack [1q84, Haruki Murakami]

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#26 The Immortalists By Chloe Benjamin. A Genuinely Good Book With The Worst First Paragraph!

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#27 Hell’s Angels By Hunter S Thompson. Men In The 1960s Just Understood Women, You Know?

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#28 Nod By Adrian Barnes

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#29 Because This Is What A Female Psychologist Would Think When Dealing With A Paranoid Schizophrenic Violent Patient. Domain, Steve Alten

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#30 Go Home Everyone About To Post Stephen King. Alizee Yeezy Has Trumped All Of You

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#31 I Feel Christopher Pike’s Spellbound Could Fit

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#32 Nietzsche Going At It (Beyond Good And Evil)

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#33 Lake Of The Dead By André Bjerke

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#34 Absolute Fanasty (American Gods – Neil Gaiman)

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#35 How To Kiss A Girl…sure

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#36 There Are Many Different Types Of Arm Folds, I’m Glad Robert Cleared That Up For Me

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#37 Asked A Text Ai (Link In Comments) To Write A Women Written By A Man

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#38 Breast Roll By “It’s Kind Of A Funny Story” By Ned Vizzini

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#39 I’d Like To Imagine This Was Done For The Male Characters As Well

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#40 We Can Remember It For You Wholesale (Total Recall) – Philip K. Dick. Aka: Sometimes Even Your Favourite Authors Fail

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#41 “All Women Are Deeply Ashamed Of Their Periods.” – Ross Anderson (Book Is Security Engineering, 2010)

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#42 From “Carolina Moonset” By Matt Goldman. Where Did The Firehose Come From?

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#43 The River Between By Ngugi Wa Thiong’o

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#44 Chuck Palahnuik- The Invention Of Sound

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#45 The Waste Lands (Dark Tower III) By Stephen King

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#46 My Friend Sent This To Me: It Starts Out Awful And Only Gets Worse. [zadie Smith, White Teeth]

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#47 From Sartre’s Nausea

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#48 She’s Exhausted After Work, But Because She Senses Hubby Wants Sex, She Does Too. The Consultant By Bentley Little

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#49 It’s Not Like I Expect Much From Certain Erotic Genres, But This Was Such Classic R/Menwritingwomen It Made Me Laugh. Mahoushi Teria To Tiken Na Iraisho By Mtd

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#50 I Hate It When I Am Unfemininely Crisp And Therefore Less Attractive Than I Could Be To My Male Coworkers. (Brain Wave, Poul Anderson)

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#51 “Dogfight” By William Gibson And Michael Swanwick

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#52 ‘Twitching By Numbers’ By Garry Bagnell, A Memoir Of His Anecdotes About Birdwatching, Published In This Very Year 2022. Insert Joke About Tits Here, But Seriously This Is Why Women Still Feel So Unwelcome In The Birding Community

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#53 *sigh* She Even Repeats It (Super Danganronpa 2: Goodbye Despair)

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#54 What’s That Going By? Just A Pair Of Legs. [the Bat By Jo Nesbø]

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#55 [heretics Of Dune By Frank Herbert] I Wonder How One Would Master The Three Hundred Steps Of Orgasmic Amplification

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#56 Many Thanks To Kobo Abe For Explaining The Female Condition In His Classic Novel ‘The Woman In The Dunes’

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#57 Poet Fundamentally Misunderstands Women

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#58 Always About The Breasts. Home By Harlan Coben

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#59 The High Auction By Misba (Literally The 2nd Page)

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#60 Oh The Humanity! From House Of Leaves, By Mark Danielewski

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#61 From The Pictorial 1952

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#62 Arthur C Clarke – Rendezvous With Rama (1973). What Norton Says Here Is Really Stupid, But It Seems Like Clarke Knows This

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#63 Describing A Woman That Looks Good For “Breeding”, And Another Woman That Looks Like A Pastry, In The Same Paragraph – “Darkfall” By Dean Koontz

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#64 Paulo Coelho’s ‘The Alchemist’ – Half Way Through And I’m Not Sure It’ll Pass The Bechdel Test

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#65 The Ice Twins By S. K. Tremayne. Did Not Realize The Author Was A Man Until I Made It To The End Of The First Page

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#66 Investigator Arrives At The Crime Scene Where A Woman Has Been Murdered And Begins To Imagine Her With Her Killer [i Am Pilgrim By Terry Hayes]

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#67 “Childlike” -James Herbert, The Survivor. ??

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#68 Men Emojiing Women

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#69 I Know This Is More Men Designing Women, But The Costume For The First Female Version Of Spider-Man Is… Something

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#70 Wow Sounds Pretty Accurate (Naked By David Sedaris)

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#71 “They Are Overwhelmed With Thinking And Doing…”

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#72 I Wonder If The Author Ever Actually Talked To A Woman

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#73 Ok I’ve Been Really Enjoying Finally Reading Initial D But What The F**k Is This

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#74 This Man Need His Book Publishing Rights Taken Away

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#75 Considering How Many Girls Fall In Love With Horses At Age 6-8, This Creeps Me Out Bigly (The Diana Chronicles By Tina Brown)

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#76 Just As I Suspected- No Woman Came Up With “Lovely Lady Lumps”

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#77 For The Lactose Intolerant Reader

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#78 “Let Them Puppies Free!”

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#79 Dear Juliet: Letters From The Lovestruck And Lovelorn To Shakespeare’s Juliet In Verona – Giulio Tamassia

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#80 Possession By A. S. Byatt – Watch Out, The Mean Feminists Boo Women With Nice Hair!

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#81 Coma By Robin Cook

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#82 Boobs Ahoy! The Heart Of Man-Jin Kalman Stefansson

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#83 This Is The Main Character Mitchell Talking About His Nine Year Old Daughter. I’m Concerned. (Me And Mrs. Jones By Linda Cajio)

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#84 Almost Black By Vijay Chokalingam?

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#85 Totally Normal Assumption To Make… [gauss: Titan Of Science By G. Waldo Dunnington]

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#86 Good Eve, Fair Females! After Reading That Sesquipedalianism Is Arousing, I Ask That You Please Form An Orderly Queue Instead Of Throwing Yourselves At Me. Perchance. (*a Dark Matter* By Peter Straub)

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#87 Philip K. Dick Posthumously Published Work Gather Yourselves Together

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#88 From The Rising Tide By Sam Lloyd. Anyone Got That Seal Skin Routine?

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#89 To Contrast The Other Post About Nausicaa, Here’s Hayao Miyazaki Discussing His Thoughts About Her Chest

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#90 I Don’t Think That’s Quite What “Glowing” Means… From “Little Bee” By Chris Cleave

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#91 Absolute Power By David Baldacci

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#92 [mating Males An Evolutionary Perspective On Mammalian Reproduction By Tim Glover] From What He Has Heard From Many Ladies

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#93 Catch And Cradle By Katia Rose. Written By A Woman, But I Still Thought This Line Would Find A Place Here

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#94 From The Duel, A Short Story By Kaiko Takeshi

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#95 The Stepford Wives, Ira Levin

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#96 Interesting… (Feed, M.t Anderson)

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#97 Men Writing… String Orchestra Instruments? (Setup And Repair Of The Double Bass For Optimum Sound By Chuck Traeger)

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#98 One Mention Of “Undulating Breasts” In A Book Is One Too Many [satan: His Psychotherapy And Cure By The Unfortunate Dr. Kassler, J.s.p.s. By Jeremy Leven]

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#99 Lots To Unpack Here [the Road Back By Erich Maria Remarque]

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#100 This Is How I Plan To Introduce Myself From Now On

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#101 The Croaning By Laird Barron. Ps: Anthropologists Dont Cry

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#102 Thomas Jefferson To William Fleming, March 20, 1764, “11. O’clock At Night,” Papers, 1:16

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#103 Prodigious Jugs [dreamcatcher By Stephen King]

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#104 Apparently The Protagonist Got All Of Her Talent From Her Dad, But Her Mother Gave Her Was ‘Pluck’ And “Tangerine Breast,” From Tom Robbins’ Skinny Legs And All

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#105 A Necessary Detail (Peach Blossom Paradise By Ge Fei)

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#106 [the Warlock In Spite Of Himself — Christopher Stasheff] The 28 Year Old Mc’s “Dream” Girl. Her Age Is Unclear But She’s Been Described As Child-Like More Than Once. Eesh

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#107 From “A Cornucopia Of Dunderheads” By John Kennedy Toole, Jr

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#108 “Sturdy Nipples” In The Erstwhile By B. Catling

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#109 I Burst Out Laughing At “Inching Breastward” [the Boatman’s Daughter By Andy Davidson]

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#110 Sister Talks About Her Brother’s Physique For Way Too Many Sentences, Arthur C Clarke In Songs Of Distant Earth

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#111 “Something Wicked This Way Comes” By Ray Bradbury. This Is A Lot Less Sinister Than Some Other Posts Here But Still! I Guess Only Men Get Existential Dread At 3 Am

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#112 Male Author Who Doesn’t Understand Women Assumes Men Are Just Incapable Of Understanding Women [fulgrim, Graham Mcneill]

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#113 Her Breasts Did What? The Cloud Sculptor Of Coral -D, By J.g.ballard

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#114 Killing Commendatore By Murakami Again… 12yos Do Not Ask Older Men About This…

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#115 The Shape Of Water – Andrea Camilleri

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#116 Because Daughters Flirt With Their Fathers From Birth (Last Orders By Graham Swift)

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#117 [six Feet Under Par By Brent Norwalk/The Good Place By Micheal Schur] Found This Gem On The Wiki

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#118 If Any Of You Women Are Having Trouble Measuring Your Womanly Feelings

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#119 Is This Really The Best Description He Could Come Up With? (The Crimson Petal And The White By Michael Farber)

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#120 Will Haunt You By Brian Kirk. It Will Haunt You ?

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#121 I Think She Could’ve Grabbed The Fallen Soldier’s Camo Or Vest. Cold Wouldn’t Bother Her, But Bullets Would, Regardless How Durable She Is. [project Hyperion, Jeremy Robinson]

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#122 Exerpt From Champion Of Luck By Charles Kirkman: A Harem Comedy Based On Japanese Mythology, Anime, And Videogames

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#123 Too Horny To Think About The Aftermath Of 9/11 (Iain Banks – Dead Air)

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#124 All Of This About Someone Else’s Wife ? (The Sympathizer By Viet Thanh Nguyen)

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#125 [angels & Demons By Dan Brown] He Almost Got Through The Whole Descriptor Paragraph Without Mentioning Breasts

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#126 Sightseeing By Rattawut Lapcharoensap

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