What would your dream home look like? Would it be a rustic farm hidden deep in the woods or maybe a penthouse in Manhattan? Would the interior design be more traditional or perhaps a reflection of all the latest trends? While it is fun to think about the perfect house or flat, the reality of real estate listings is far harsher, and the choices are often really scarce. Thanks to a blog called Terrible Real Estate Agent Photos, we want to share with you how, ahem, creative some of the listings can get.
From horror movie-esque semi abandoned flats for rent to excessively unique home decor cases and very impractical architecture decisions, the real estate agents behind these funny ads didn’t even care to fix the places up before snapping the hilarious pictures. The caring levels were so low that there’s also a photo with a live bat in it, a huge pig laying around in the living room and feral horses relaxing in front yards. The most baffling part is that these funny photos were really used to advertise and show the good side of housings to possible tenants.
If you’d like to see how not to give a crap about putting your property up for sale, the list of funny fails below will provide you with an answer and a bonus laugh or two. So scroll down, vote for the worst listing and don’t forget to comment!
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A Rare Opportunity To Acquire A Sacrificial Dungeon Simply Bursting With Original Features
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you’ll never guess what i just passed on the stairs
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TFW you’re halfway through a wash cycle and you decide it would be easier just to sell your house
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Bosworth’s Paradox is the name given by real estate agents to the old philosophical problem of a door that opens as you close it
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Blog idea: Reasons my fan is sad
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winning a year’s supply of mineral water didn’t bring the unending happiness the Erwitts had hoped for
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if there’s an opposite of a stairway to heaven, I think we’ve found it
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located just a short walk from literally the edge of the world
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This year, why not take some time to consider the unquestionable futility of existence?
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recent discoveries suggest mankind didn’t always know how sofas worked
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hit it with something, see if it moves. I’ll be downstairs barricading myself into the kitchen
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in some cultures, a desire for privacy is seen as a sign of weakness
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It’s a tribute to my late wife, who used to dream of being a clumsily-drawn, questionably-shaped mermaid
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The interior of the Millenium Falcon was something of a disappointment
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Bovine scarecrow dressed as middle aged woman looking for bovine scarecrow dressed as middle aged man for fun times and maybe more.
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Just as it had the great Mayan cities of Tikal and Calakmul, nature slowly reclaimed the Wilsons’ dining room.
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Some Like It Horrible.
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After the Great Plague of 1665, came the less famous Bubonic Bedroom Blight of 1704
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2017 will be remembered as the year someone built a pretend wishing well in their kitchen.
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script idea: Marie Antoinette travels to the 1990s and moves in with a monkey pirate
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“I think I’m beginning to see a pattern“ said Holmes.
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If that thing gets accidentally hoovered up it could damage the vacuum cleaner.
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Lucy often thought back to her old bedroom, where she spent the happiest years of her life.
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“Have you come to save us, or to join us?“
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Let’s be optimistic. Perhaps it says “Surprise my coconut“.
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Drastic, but it’s always an option if wood panelling really isn’t your thing.
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Tommy’s parents waited in vain from him to ask for violin lessons or join the school chess club.
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“Which biblical scene should we paint on our livingroom wall?” “Satan v Jesus, the arm wrestling competition. Has to be.”
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If separated from the mother too early, young fire extinguishers can struggle to adapt.
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A rare chance to own the opening scene from 12 different horror movies.
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Advice to real estate agents: Never reveal yourself to be the Prince of Darkness during a viewing.
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Buyers are advised to leave the fridge right where it is.
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Perfect for recreating the time you spent as a hostage in the 1970s
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This Christmas, turn your house into an actual advent calendar
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Despite his efforts, Ivan never really got the hang of Feng Shui
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If the weather clears up later I might mow the pool
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Not yet Bernard. Feeding time isn’t until 6:30
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That feeling when you enter a bathroom and literally don’t know where to start
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“A narcissistic TV evangelist? Whatever makes you say that Holmes?”
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On cold winter nights there’s nothing quite like curling up in front of a roaring toilet
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Wake up Eric, the agent’s here. And for heaven’s sake put some clothes on.
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Best make an early start if you want to reach the sofa before sundown.
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Reminiscent of the bathrooms in the Palace of Versailles, if the bathrooms in the Palace of Versailles had been decorated on a tight budget in the 1970s
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Some people like to read while on the toilet. Others prefer to be inundated by multiple confusing and contradictory reflections of themselves, repeating into infinity.
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This bedroom takes its inspiration from that master of minimalist understatement, Liberace
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No it’s fine. Stay there, and you won’t become a preposterous centrepiece of the most ridiculous real estate photograph ever taken
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Early viewing is recommended as there has already been considerable interest. Mostly from horses
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After days of waiting this agent’s patience is finally rewarded. Weak with thirst, a pair of wild mattresses appear at the watering hole
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Attention to detail is very important. For example, here the agent has dragged the body outside before taking the photograph
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