If you’ve been visiting Bored Panda, you know we really like funny signs. But if you’re new here (or need a friendly reminder), just check out our publications on ‘The Absurd Sign Project‘ or ‘Weird Signs.’
This time, however, let’s take a step even further and explore the absurd from a bit closer. For that, we turn to the subreddits ‘No Safety Smoking First‘ and ‘Don’t Open Dead Inside.’
These two online communities mirror each other really well, and are full of signs with questionable spelling, messed up kerning, and other mistakes that prohibit them from getting the point across. If there even is one!
#1 Mental Is Hocus. Health Not Pocus. ?
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#2 Come Naked. Try. Our Chalupa
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#3 What
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#4 Get Covid Here, Your Vaccine Ages 12 And Up
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#5 Winners Quitters Never Quit, Never Win
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#6 Unfortunately These Are Just Activists Against The Monopolization Of My Campus’ Food Distribution Services, Not A Polyamorous Sex Club š
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#7 Ask About Mud Me My Flaps
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#8 Just Do Nothing, It Is Impossible
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#9 Getting Is An Drunk Never Excuse (Mind The Comedy Homicide)
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#10 How The Hell Do You Open This Door?
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#11 I Was Informed That This Is Better Suited For This Sub So Here Ya Go
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#12 They Know All Nasa Your Stupid Is A Hoax Astronots
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#13 Jesus Is Christ Lord
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#14 Who Thought This Would Be A Good Idea
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#15 My Boyfriend Sent Me This Picture And
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#16 Can We Just Make This The Icon Already?
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#17 Does This Belong Here Or On R/Dontopendeadinside ?
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#18 Land Of The Not Land Of The Home Of The Not Home Of Free Stay At Home Brave The Afriad
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#19 Le Tits Now
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#20 Please Entrance, Keep Clear!
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#21 Made South In Africa
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#22 Cheating Garage All Must Go!
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#23 What Melt About Waffle?
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#24 Is It Now?
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#25 …what
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#26 Heal Thy Burgers
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#27 Do Use Not Private Property
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#28 Amber Of Will, You Are My You, The Love Life Marry Me?
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#29 Yeah, There’s Definitely No Turtle Inside. Feel Free To Discard
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#30 “Stop Refreshing!”
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#31 Combat Loneliness
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#32 Be Be Be Kind Careful Yourself
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#33 This Physically Hurts Me
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#34 Got Straw? How About Heated Ones For Pets?
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#35 …a Month Lasts Forever
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#36 Nach
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#37 I Spent Too Much Time Trying To Figure Out Who Steve Was
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#38 Found This From Years Ago. I Don’t Know If I Took The Photo Or If I Found It
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#39 ??
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#40 Hvad Alena Pptiny Yes
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#41 We Don’t Care. Stop
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#42 Sbren Sbeve
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#43 Always Forgotten, Remembered Never
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#44 Please Don’t Drive, Block The Way
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#45 Letās Beat The Children All Covid For
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#46 They You What Will You
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#47 Mother Of God
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#48 Your I Had To Mom Is So Spread This Fat Between 3 Books
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#49 Tiny And Hun, Very Gry
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#50 Chinese Now
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#51 I Find Lack This Nationās Of Humanity… Disturbing
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#52 Oven Good Baked Ness
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#53 Adult Life Located. Preservers Are Under Seats
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#54 Students Are Now 12% Off!
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#55 This Will Go Video Not Viral
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#56 Get Yer Shingles Here!!
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#57 United We Never Stand Forget
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#58 Suddenly… Hairstylist
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#59 Dead Turn End No Around
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#60 Please Doors Keep Closed
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#61 I Was Told To Post This Here
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#62 Concwiz Reteard
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#63 If You Hard. Then You Hard. Work|play
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#64 Yes Are Thank, We Open You :ā¢)
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#65 Feel Pain, Good Relief
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#66 Keep Vehicle Sudden Back Makes Stops
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#67 We Donāt To Fall Want You Through!
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#68 After Statistics It’s Just 2 Months Show The Flu!!!
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#69 I Always You Can Make Smile
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#70 Come To Wife And Me A My Home Meet My Kids And Then Call Bedbug To My Face
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#71 Iām Not To Be Ashamed White
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#72 Jyu Ofl
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#73 Pizza! Pizza!! P I Z Z A A A A
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#74 Dunno If This Has Been Posted Already. A Friend Sent Me This:
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#75 Make It Stop
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#76 Please The Beans
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#77 Never Do Your Best Quit
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#78 To Be Clever
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#79 Donāt Never Drink And Drive. Drive High!
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#80 Took Me A Minute
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#81 Taller Find Than Out
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#82 No Matter How You Rearrange This Something Is Just Not Right
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#83 Eliminating Women Empowering Racism
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#84 Not An Acronym ā Just Poorly Placed Text
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#85 Now Alamo Open Fireworks (Found In San Antonio, Tx!)
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#86 Love Hate Football Racism
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#87 I Thought I Was Having A Stroke While Trying To Read This
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#88 I..uh..what ?
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#89 I Think Iāve Actually Figured This Out!! Read Comments!
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#90 Put Some In Your South Mouth
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#91 Gorpy Egah
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#92 Best Bit Is Where?
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#93 Lil Dies, Pump Of Overdose
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#94 Holy F Stick Human Hands Are Figures With Disturbing
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#95 No More Bag Per Than Salads Slide
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#96 ā80% Of In Jail Mothers Their Women Are Missing Children.ā Still Sad, When You Put It That Way
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#97 You’re Egg To My The Nog
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#98 Bewo Werk Llwe ?ā„ļøll
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#99 I Mean Come On
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#100 Stand Hong With Kong
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#101 Starts Good Though
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#102 Donāt Save A Life! Be Afraid To Give Blood
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#103 Will Me Against Prosper Formed No
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#104 Sasa Lele
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#105 Learn To Live To Learnā¦ Or ??
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