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You get into an argument with someone, the two of you are going at each other back and forth, and they get you so riled up that you suddenly can’t think of a good comeback. Until you’re taking a shower two years later.

There’s actually a French term for this called l’esprit de l’escalier. It describes the feeling you get when you come up with the perfect reply after the fact.

We’ve all been there. It’s devastating.

So let’s take a moment and pay our respects to the people who can, in fact, deliver the goods on the spot. Taken from the appropriately titled subreddit r/MurderedByWords, here are some of the best ways to end a disagreement.

#1 Because God Told Me To

#2 Yeah Homie

#3 Nope, Not Benny Boy

#4 Economics Are Hard

#5 Don’t Tag The Person You’re Lying About

#6 They Always Forget About That Part

#7 I Know, It’s Absolutely Bonkers

#8 Louder With Dumbass

#9 Yes, Well, You See, I’m Never Wrong

#10 So Simple

#11 Don’t Be That Guy

#12 Dumbass. Couldn’t Think Of Anything Wittier.

#13 Bro Hit Him With The Receipt

#14 What Makes Fetal Heartbeat So Special?

#15 God Has Nothing To Do With It

#16 Fatality, Fatality

#17 She Works At Mcdonalds

#18 He’s A Bit Of A Crybaby

#19 They Should Know How To Survive Without One Person

#20 Millennials Are Ruining Population Stability

#21 Australians Are Easily Offended

#22 How Do Pronouns Work

#23 No Statute Of Limitations On Murder

#24 No, No. He’s Got A Point

#25 You Do You

#26 Lemon Squeezy!

#27 Armadillos Are Funny Looking Animals

#28 Elon Can Be So Forgetful Sometimes

#29 Meet My Friend, Terry

#30 Completely And Totally Unnecessary

#31 Math, Not Even Once

#32 Stop Spending, And Spending

#33 Correlation ≠ Causation

#34 Of Course She Knows That!

#35 Never Thought I’d Side With Kim

#36 I Think He Just Did

#37 Greatest Country In The World!

#38 Her Go To Work A**

#39 First Knees, Then Ankles

#40 She Literally Wrote A Whole Song About It

#41 It’d Really Be A Shame If They Didn’t

#42 Peta Being Peta

#43 Got Hit With The “Come See Me After Class”

#44 A 16 Year Old Takes Her Shot And Politely Dispatches Her Belittling Elders

#45 The British Sure Did That Well

#46 No One Wants To Work!

#47 That’s Because Australia Isn’t Real

#48 If We Could Reddit From Peloton, We Could Help Save Them

#49 Facts Aren’t As Important As Your Narrative

#50 The Single Most British Murder I’ve Ever Seen

#51 Oh No! Abort, Ab- Oh Wait

#52 “Owning The Libs”

#53 Win-Win Situation

#54 Yes, Kids! Ask Me How!

#55 A Simple Truth

#56 Wendy’s Being Wholesome Is Rather Unexpected

#57 An Athenian Smackdown

#58 Preacher Speaking God’s Word

#59 Now Wait Just A Goddamn Minute

#60 Weird Al Yankovic Destroys Kid Rock’s New Music Video

#61 Well, In His Defense, He’s An Idiot

#62 Taxation Is Theft

#63 Vaccines Cause Autism

#64 Languages Are Fun!

#65 Seriously? Ireland?!

#66 Sue Woke Up And Chose Violence

#67 Play Stupid Games

#68 Well Yeah, The Whole Thing Was Crap To Begin With

#69 Say It Louder!

#70 Double Standards, Everyone

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