People talk so much every day, you’d think we’d run out of things to say. But we’re as good with words as the weather is with ruining a perfectly fine day. Just take a look at the subreddit r/BrandNewSentence, for example. From the divorce rate among socks to the crotch fruit we make our employees, its members collect sentences they think have never been written before, and their collection is pretty impressive. Continue scrolling and take a look at some of the subreddit’s top posts.

#1 Happens To The Best Of Us

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#2 He’s My Biological Dog

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#3 World Changer

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#4 Floppy Discs

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#5 A Brain The Size Of A Chocolate Chip

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#6 Anon Knows The English Language

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#7 Snarrot

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#8 Crotch Fruit Employees

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#9 Marked Slices Of Tree

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#10 Be The Inexplicable Phenomena You Wish To See In The World

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#11 The Future Is Meaningless But The Pasta Is Now

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#12 One Nice Way To Feel Better About Yourself Is To Imagine What Steve Irwin Would Say About You If You Were A Little Snake He Found In The Desert

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#13 Life Is A Tornado And I’m Just A Cow Being Spun Around For Cinematic Value

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#14 Dress For The Jockey You Want, Not The Jockey You Have

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#15 Lesbians To The Rescue

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#16 “Enough Leg To Throw Their Mouth At Food”

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#17 Life Pro Tip

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#18 You Are One Of My Sims

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#19 Expensive Potato That Barks At The Wind

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#20 Wrestling With A Bobcat

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#21 A Slap In The Face Of The Pez Community

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#22 “The Little Mouse Who Lives In My Frontal Lobe Is My Only Source Of Income”

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#23 How Else Would You Name Dinosaurs?

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#24 Soak It In Olive Oil

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#25 No No, He’s Got A Point

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#26 Illegal Underground Grandma Karaoke Bars

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#27 Spring Rolls Are Unpredictable

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#28 We’ll Assume That Darth Maul Has Not Seen Any Of The Film’s In The Home Alone Franchise

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#29 Road Rage About To Be Like A Cod Lobby

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#30 We’ll Keep Ye Plump As A Partridge

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#31 Those Are The Holes Poked In The Container So We Can Breathe

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#32 Name That Shit Death Megatron 300

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#33 Every Step We Take Brings Us Closer To The Gummy Beyond All Things

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#34 He Should At Least Be Vibing

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#35 He Ain’t Wrong

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#36 Wiggles Concert

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#37 Great, Whimsical Little Flying Blisters Of Plague

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#38 Spare Me The Itch Juice, Thank You

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#39 I Do Not Vibe With This Soil

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#40 Cotton Eye Joe Has Been Terminated

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#41 It’s Quick, It’s Easy And It’s Free: Pouring River Water In Your Socks

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#42 Whatever Works

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#43 Hottie Hot Take

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#44 Jenga Tower Of Blood

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#45 That Good Ol Southern Drawl

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#46 Florida Going To Feel This One For A While

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#47 American Horse Pirates

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#48 If You Don’t Find Waldo He’s Gonna Stab You

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#49 “Gays Are Using Windmills To Waft Homosexual Mists Into Your Home”

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#50 Dog Villains

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#51 Virtual Cowboy

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#52 Some Day

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#53 Not A Squirrel

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#54 Brad And His Cloud Of Lies

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#55 Julius In The Coolius

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#56 Millennial Culture Is Knowing That Frankenstein Is The Scientist

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#57 Griefcase

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#58 Stay Fresh Cheese Bags!

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#59 Glorified Milk Carton By The Token White Friend

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#60 Smoked Myself Back To Segregation

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#61 Hmmm Yes

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#62 “Somehow Managed To Sire Both Beavis And Also Butthead”

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#63 Cyberbullied And Entire Studio

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#64 Cool Sport Rush

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#65 Steve Irwin’s Wario

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#66 Skeet Skeet Your New Daddy’s A Llama

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#67 Checkmate, Aethiesm

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#68 Let Go Off The Plastic You Gargoyle

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#69 “I Was So Insulted I Woke Up”

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#70 “Festering…”

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#71 See Ya Later

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#72 Being Medium Ugly Is Lit

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#73 Have We Checked All Food To See If Exploding Them Makes Them Into Something Better, Or Did We Just Stop With Corn?

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#74 Cursed Kebab

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#75 Horseback Jesus

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#76 Well That’s A Pivot

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#77 Perks Of Being An Immortal Being

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#78 Is America The Rest Of The World’s Florida?

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#79 Mainstream Consonants Ugh

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#80 My Fart Is On The Floor

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#81 A Guy Ate A Bat And Now I Am Unemployed

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#82 “Babies Are Absolutely Biodegradable”

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#83 Snarling Ambulatory Carpets Of Death

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#84 Magic Skeleton

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#85 Circumcise Me, Captain!

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#86 Been A Longtime Lurker On This Sub. Finally Found One That Really Spoke To Me

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#87 I Love Biology Facts

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#88 “Are Millennials Killing The Serial Killer Industry?”

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#89 I’m An Asparagus

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#90 Classic Jesus Or Republican Jesus?

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#91 Just Everything About This Sentence To Be Honest

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#92 LEGO Ass Of A Fictional Bipedal Animal

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#93 We Drove Out The Lubrication

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#94 Don’t Be A Fool

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#95 Two Mini Hellpanthers

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#96 When Youre This Cute Money *does* Grow On Trees

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#97 Yogurt

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#98 Birds

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#99 Escape Proof Wiener Bun

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#100 The Eyebrow Spectrum

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#101 Oil Execs Dip Their Hands In Big Barrels Of Dinosaur Juice To Lube Up Every Time They Have A Wank

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#102 Emergency Hotdog

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#103 The Wet World Is A Bad Place

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#104 Inspiration : 100

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#105 If Cat Not Enjoy Being Held,why Baby Sized?

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#106 Unlicensed Rodeo Food Stand That Poisoned Eighty People

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#107 Icy

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#108 The Vegans Of Gaming

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#109 Moon’s Haunted

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#110 This Scholarly Film Reviewer

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#111 Diet Autism

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#112 My Elementary School Locker Combination

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#113 I Want To Move To New Jersey

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#114 Bare-Chested Man With Two Dead Raccoons

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#115 “Dont Waste Yr Time On This Earth Live Your Life Slap Some Rice”

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#116 I’m Sort Of A Chicken Magnet

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#117 Gay Insider Trading

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#118 “A Loose Cannon Eventually Points Your Way”

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#119 Very Specific

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#120 Get Down Jeezy Boy

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#121 In The History Of Children

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#122 When God Sings With His Creations, Will A Turtle Not Be Part Of The Choir?

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#123 Are You Saying Waluigi Has No Free Will

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#124 Suck Santa’s Dick Like The Rest Of Us

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#125 Primitive Urges

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#126 Y’all Ever Just…

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#127 How Are All Your Thoughts In Comic Sans

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#128 Translation Please

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#129 Makeup Brand New Lexicon

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#130 Mr Mime Has A Humiliation Fetish And Ash’s Mom Totally Doms Him

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#131 I Am Chorizo

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#132 It’s Time To Kill Space

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#133 Huh?

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#134 Kinda True, It Is Meat With Electricity?

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#135 Funniest Sh*t I’ve Seen All Week

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#136 Nude, Gay, Ghostly Brad Pitt

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#137 Scared Horse. I Am Shooketh

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