They say Scotland is a land of immeasurable beauty, inspiring history, and immense wit. To get a glimpse of the first two, you can watch Braveheart. But to experience the third, you can simply go on Twitter—some people even say Scottish Twitter is arguably the nation’s finest export. I know, you think it’s scotch, but scroll through this list and then we’ll talk.

The subreddit r/ScottishPeopleTwitter has been making headlines online since its creation in 2015. It started by collecting tweets like “maw bought aldi shower gel that smells like fairy liquid so I’ve been cutting about all day smelling like a f**ing plate” and “Can live wi paying 5p for one but am sick of having to f**in light the beacons of Gondor to summon someone anytime I want a bag in Asda” and quickly grew into a 700K-member community, enjoying a good laugh when they see one.

#1 We All Need A Little Confidence Boost

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#2 He’s Been Well Done There

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#3 What Freedom Is Aw Aboot

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#4 Mask Up, Ya Bams

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#5 Clever Cat

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#6 Xmas Miracle

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#7 Wholesome

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#8 What Windows?

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#9 Our Government

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#10 We Love Arbroath

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#11 Ye Goin For A S***e Hen?

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#12 Our Currency Is The Best!

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#13 Well That’s Us Screwed

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#14 Genitals!

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#15 On The Bus

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#16 A Record To Be Proud Of

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#17 Quick Take On The Scottish Play

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#18 Fair Enough

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#19 Life, Eh, Finds A Way

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#20 Scottish Clothes Shops

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#21 Pizza Time

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#22 Vegan Scottish Cuisine

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#23 Very Fair Point

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#24 And One For Yourself Bartender

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#25 Maccies

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#26 Mad Stoater

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#27 Yer Da Does The Washing

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#28 Da-Da-Da-Da!

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#29 Shavin A Tattie

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#30 Absolute Fact

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#31 Half Pizza Crunch Supper

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#32 Can’t Beat A Fathers Jokes

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#33 Stating The Obvious

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#34 Fs John, Too Soon

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#35 True Happiness

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#36 Goths Are A Dying Breed

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#37 Frankie Doesn’t Care

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#38 Wean’s First Tooth

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#39 Yer No Meant To Eat The Parts Separately

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#40 Dilf Hunter

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#41 Screw The Tories

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#42 Good Tae Know

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#43 Eloquently Put

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#44 Good Luck At School Today

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#45 Just To Be Safe…

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#46 It’s That Easy

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#47 Platinum Next X

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#48 Coronavirus Arrives In Scotland

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#49 Something Not Right About That Soap

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#50 Hunner Percent

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#51 Too Right

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#52 London 1993

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#53 Double Scottish

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#54 Aye, Ye Pair Ay Bampots

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#55 Hotland

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#56 Who’s The Lucky Girl?

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#57 Shame

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#58 Scottish Panda

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#59 Absolutely Out Of It

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#60 Ye Nugget

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#61 He’s Gonna Go Far

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#62 A Junkie’s Wisdom

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#63 Didnae Get Far Did Ye

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#64 Another Breed Of Spastic

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#65 Big Note

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#66 Cheers Gran

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#67 All Those Hypotheticals

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#68 Where Are You From?

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#69 Outstanding Patter

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#70 Gotta Love Scottish Patter

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#71 Birds Could Prolly Swim In Lava And Be Fine

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#72 These Flowers Are A Mystery

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#73 Too *old* Tae Vote, That’s Yer Problem

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#74 Absolute Genius

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#75 Manbat

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#76 Ye Gotta Draw The Line Mumwhere

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#77 Proud As Punch

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#78 I Think Frankie’s Onto Something

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#79 Sex Is Sacred

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#80 At Least They Voted!

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#81 Lightning Lizzie

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#82 8 Year Olds…

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#83 Aye Just A Wee Side Note

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#84 Would Be An Absolutely Class Idea To Be Fair

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#85 Dont Want To Piss Off The Scottish

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#86 A Massive Lad

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#87 Absolute Unit

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#88 Exam Advice

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#89 We Used To Be Accountants Really

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#90 Aye

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#91 Clean Up On Aisle 4

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#92 Two Faced C**ts

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#93 Worky Dug

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#94 Suns Oot Mirrors Oot

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#95 Ye Ma Takes Length

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#96 Scottish Schools Are Where Girls Get Pregnant And Where Boys Go To Sell Drugs (I Should Know I Went To Armadale Academy)

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#97 Nevermind X

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#98 Good Thinking Wee Man

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#99 In Case Someone Forgot This Masterpiece

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#100 Absolute Roaster

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#101 You Still There?

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#102 Brick That Thing

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#103 10/10

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#104 I Remember My First Bus Journey

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#105 Uncle Dug

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#106 Wouldn’t Expect Any Less From A Soulless Ginger

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#107 Who The Hell You Talkin Tae

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#108 It’s Tradition

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#109 The Force Is Strong In This Wan

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#110 Merry Christmas Everyone

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#111 ‘Hink That’s Fair Enough

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#112 Local Bouncer / Door Steward In Ma Town Making The Best Of A Bad Situation By Providing The Giggles

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#113 Too Wee, Too Poor, Too Stupid

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#114 It Honestly Is Ridiculous How Long They Left

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#115 Sounds More Like The 30!

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#116 Speeding Ostrich

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#117 Oompa Loompa, Do-Ba-Dee-Doo

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#118 Honesty’s The Best Policy

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#119 Constant Struggle

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#120 Gonnae No Call Me That

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#121 Beautiful

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#122 Sair Heid?

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#123 Just Subbed Tae Isis

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#124 Ya Tube

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#125 Guys Dont Use Tinder It’s Crap

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#126 Busted

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#127 Old But Gold

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#128 Fishsticks

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#129 She Was Lucky

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#130 Security To Get A Munch

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#131 A Wee Fanny

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#132 This Is Madness

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#133 Expectations vs. Reality

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#134 Glasgoths

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#135 Pretending Aye?

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#136 Best. Dad. Ever

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#137 Dexter The Dug

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#138 Being A Dad Has Its Perks

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#139 Solid Plan

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#140 My Wee Angle

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#141 Papa Can You Hear Me?

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#142 Smirnoff Ice

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#143 Life Must Be Good Being A Dug

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#144 Meanwhile In Edinburgh…

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#145 Some Good Financial News!

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#146 You’ll Pay Him For It N All

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#147 “Av Not Got Dementia”

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#148 Thats No Hapnin

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#149 Happy Birthday To Big J

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#150 The Rare, Understandable Scottish Men

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