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The future is unpredictable, but that hasn’t stopped people from making bold claims about what’s to come. From failed technology predictions to outrageous statements about culture and society, some of these guesses aged so poorly, they’re laughable today.

Today, the Bored Panda team scoured the internet to find exactly that. Whether it’s outdated scientific forecasts or overconfident business takes, these moments prove that even the smartest minds can get it wrong. Keep reading to see some of the worst predictions that didn’t stand the test of time!

#1 The Last Page Of This Book From 1981…

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#2 Found This In The Supply Closet(It’s A Box Of Plastic Bags)

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#3 Lady Gaga Had A Hater Group

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While many of us joke about what the future holds, there are people who take it very seriously—and even make a career out of it. Whether it’s astrologers, fortune tellers, or numerologists, predicting the future has fascinated humanity for centuries.

Some people swear by it, while others remain skeptical, but there’s no denying that astrology has remained a part of cultures worldwide.

#4 Classic Daily Mail

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#5 Sorry Man

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#6 Guy Regrets A Financial Decision

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Astrology is based on the belief that planetary movements and positions influence human behavior and events on Earth. It’s a practice that has been studied and refined over thousands of years, with different schools of thought emerging across the world. While some see it as a science of the stars, others view it as a guiding tool for self-awareness and decision-making.

#7 An Old Memory Of Mine… Don’t Ask Me For Any Future Advice

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#8 Found In A Local Thrift Shop

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#9 It Was Already “Aged Like Milk” In 2011, But Now It’s Aged X1662 Better Since Current Bitcoin Price Is $13,300

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To gain a deeper understanding, Bored Panda spoke with Acharya Anju Agarwal, a MahaVastu consultant and expert in Vaastu & Astrology, who provides both home and online consultations from Mumbai, India.

With years of experience, she helps people understand how astrology influences various aspects of their lives—from relationships to career choices.

#10 Hopefully No One Listened

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#11 Prediction From 1913

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#12 ‘King Charles & Queen Diana’ – Well This One Tops The Cake

A prediction of the future about Prince Charles and Lady Diana from a 1992 royal magazine.

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“An astrological chart is a wheel divided into 12 zodiac signs, which correspond to 12 different houses—each representing a specific area of life,” Acharya Anju explained.

“These houses are influenced by planetary placements, and the interactions between these planets shape a person’s unique astrological profile.”

#13 Facebook Memories Reminding Me Of This L From 2014

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#14 Boycott? Boycott

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#15 “There Is No Reason Anyone Would Want A Computer In Their Home.” –Ken Olson, President, Chain-Nan And Founder Of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

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Over the centuries, astrologers have studied these planetary movements and developed interpretations that range from understanding individual personalities to analyzing world events. “There are different branches of astrology,” she shared.

“Like the branches of a tree, they all stem from the same core but take different directions—some focus on personal traits, while others predict larger events in politics, economics, or natural disasters.”

#16 “This ‘telephone’ has too many shortcomings to be seriously considered as a means of communication. The device is inherently of no value to us.” – A memo at Western Union, 1878 (or 1876).

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#17 There’s no chance that the iPhone is going to get any significant market share. Steve Ballmer, USA Today, April 30, 2007.

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#18 Kevin…you Sweet, Sweet Summer Child

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So how does astrology actually work? “It’s all about the alignment of celestial bodies at a given time,” she explained. “Your birth chart, for instance, is a snapshot of the sky at the exact moment and location of your birth. It’s like your cosmic blueprint, revealing your strengths, challenges, and tendencies.”

Astrology isn’t one-size-fits-all—there are different types, each offering a unique perspective. Some focus on personal insight, while others examine broader societal changes. “For example, mundane astrology is used to predict global events, while medical astrology looks at health patterns based on planetary alignments,” she added.

#19 An Old “Helpful” Tip In A Magazine

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#20 Happy New Year!

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#21 Did Anyone Get Raptured Recently?

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One of the most common types is natal astrology, which revolves around an individual’s birth chart. “It highlights everything from career tendencies to relationship dynamics,” Acharya Anju said. “Then there’s relationship astrology, which compares two or more birth charts to analyze compatibility and connection between individuals.”

Of course, astrology has its fair share of critics. “Some people believe in it deeply, while others dismiss it as pure superstition,” she admitted. “And that’s completely fine—everyone has the right to their own beliefs.”

#22 This Is Awkward

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#23 Obama Countdown Clock

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#24 Google In 1999 And Today Its Completely Opposite

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“We don’t claim to be God,” she emphasized. “Astrology isn’t about controlling fate, but rather understanding patterns and tendencies. It’s meant to offer guidance, not definitive answers.”

Regardless of where you stand on the subject, there’s no denying that astrology continues to intrigue millions of people. Whether you check your horoscope daily or roll your eyes at the idea of Mercury Retrograde ruining your week, it’s a practice that’s deeply rooted in history and human curiosity.

#25 ~100 Year Old Milk: Then Prince Edward Talking About His Future In A Book Printed During His Father’s Reign

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#26 Oops…

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#27 A 4 Month Old Comment By Me

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While the people in these posts aren’t professional astrologers, they certainly made some bold predictions—some eerily accurate, others wildly off the mark.

Whether you’re a believer in the stars or just enjoy a good laugh at how things turn out, these predictions prove that the future is always full of surprises. Which one did you find the most peculiar? Let us know!