When all the tiny, invisible angels that are supposed to be sitting on your shoulder flee and karma is put on hold, and you roll the dice and get 0, and… Guys, we are all, at some point in our lives, one bunch of very unlucky people.
To find out what luck even means, we could look at the definition from Merriam-Webster dictionary, which reads “a force that brings good fortune or adversity; Luck was a big factor in the outcome.” Or we could better see the real-life examples where this magical force has somehow vanished, leaving no trace.
And thanks to the subreddit r/FacePalm, we now have an endless archive of unfortunate moments, sometimes embarrassing and sometimes plain pitiful.
You see, no one deserves getting zero beans and 100% sauce after opening a new can of beans. Call it exaggeration, but I assure you the pain is real.
#1 Lucky Nurse
Violet Jessop, a ship nurse. She served on each of the three ‘sisters’ Titanic, Britannic and Olympic. While she was on board, the Olympic collided with a war ship and nearly sank, the Titanic hit an iceberg and sank, the Britannic hit an underwater mine and sank. Violet survived all three.
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#2 Get The F**k Out, Dennis
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#3 The Diamond In My Ring Fell Out Today. It Came With A 10 Year Workmanship Guarantee. Yesterday Was Our 10th Wedding Anniversary
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#4 Opened A Can Of Beans To Find No Beans At All.
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#5 Paid Extra For A Window Seat. Got The One Seat On The Plane With A Wall
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#6 Mother-In-Law Just Served Me This Piece Of Cake…
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#7 Ancient Facepalm
In Thailand, it was considered a capital offense punishable by death if someone touched the queen. In 1880, the queen drowned when her royal boat capsized on the way to the palace. The many witnesses to the accident did not dare to tuch the queen while she was drowning
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#8 The Poor Guy
A man survived the sinking of a ship in 1871, leaving him traumatized afterwards. Some forty years later, he was finally able to overcome his fears and sail again, only to die on the Titanic.
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#9 How This Guy Survived Both Of The Atomic Bombs During Ww2
Tsutomu Yamaguchi was working in Hiroshimæ when the city was bombed. Surviving, he returned to his employer in Nagasaki three days later That morning, while being berated by his supervisor as “crazy” after describing how a single bomb had destroyed Hiroshima, the second atomic bomb hit Nagasaki. Yamaguchi survived again, and is the only known survivor of both bombinqs.
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#10 In 1998, Honduras Built A Bridge Over The Choluteca River, But Hurricane Mitch Rerouted The River
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#11 This Guy In Particular
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#12 Unlucky
“Nervous For The New Job?” “Nah, On The First Day I Won’t Do Much, I’ll Meet Colleagues, They’ll Show Me Around And Nothing More.”
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#13 Yeet
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#14 Kitty Found A Comfy Bed
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#15 He Was Fined For Speeding, When The Car Was On A Tow Truck
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#16 Picked The Wrong Parking Spot
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#17 Soap And Eggs
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#18 This Is Where The Light Hits Our Bed At 8am
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#19 I Guess The Tree Can’t Afford A Lawyer.
There’s a Banyan tree in Pakistan that has been chained and officially arrested since 1898. This happened when James Squid, a British officer thought the tree was moving towards him after drinking alcohol.
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#20 “Hey Honey We’re Gonna Be On The Front Page”. The Front Page:
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#21 Today My GF Is 23
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#22 The Biggest Bruh Moment In History
My mate took two weeks off work, went to Africa, climbed Kilimanjaro and raised over E300 grand for charity. Having
hiked and climbed for 7 days, he reached the summit and asked his guide to take a picture before his iPhone battery died because of the -25 cold. And here it is…
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#23 Putting That One Single Yelper On Blast
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#24 Delivery Man Puts Drink Order Right In Front Of Door So It Can’t Be Opened
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#25 Oh Lord
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#26 Pope Formosus Who Had Been Dead For 7 Months Was Removed From His Tomb To Be Propped Up And Put On Trial. The Corpse Was Found Guilty And Was Stripped, Had Three Fingers Removed, Then Reburied, Got Dug Up Once Again, Tied To Weights, And Thrown In A River
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#27 You Suck Gregg
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#28 Turtle Of Destruction
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#29 Trying To See A House For Sale In Street View
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#30 Boo To You Phil
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#31 Tow Semi Trucks Driving 20 Mph Under The Speed Limit For 20 Minutes. At Least 50 Cars Jammed Behind Them!
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#32 F**k You Joe
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#33 Fuck You Poland
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#34 Nailed It. Literally
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#35 Hogwarts For Loans
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#36 Some Nice Cool Shade
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#37 Man Deadn’t
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#38 Fuck This Pedestrian In Particular
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#39 I Feel Like Somebody Got Fired
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#40 Poor Girl
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#41 Could Things Get Any Worse?
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#42 F**k Nadine In Particular
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#43 Google Photos Asked Me To Clarify If My Dead Dad Was Also The Guy On The Death Tarot Card While I Was Looking For A Picture To Post For Father’s Day.
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#44 Fuck Tom, Everyone Knows
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#45 Had A Fever For A Month, Current Contenders Are Immune Defects And Leukemia, Grandma Is Dying In Hospital, And Now Guess Who Had Their Car Totaled The Day Before Their Birthday!
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#46 Wcgw If A Water Main Breaks Near Your House
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#47 Anyone Up For An Invasion?
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#48 So This Is What My Mate Woke Up To This Morning….
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#49 This Guy Has Had It Rough
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#50 28 Years Without Breaking A Bone Until A Giant Stone Slab Riddled With Wood Screws Crushed And Impaled Both My Middle Fingers. Please Enjoy This Picture Of Me Freshly Bandaged Up.
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#51 Take Notes On How Flip Someone Off With Words
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#52 Okay Well Fuck Me Then
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#53 After All These Years, He Still Holds It Against Hogan
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#54 None For You California
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#55 No Waffles For You, Biyach.
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#56 Yeah F*ck You Danielle
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#57 Fuck You Steven, Not Mike, Or Jack Or Bob, Just You Steven!
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#58 And God Said Fuck Kevin
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#59 Get It Together Abby
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#60 Fuck These Beans In Particular
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#61 A Wasp Rolled Over By A Train.
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#62 This Kinda Cracked Me Up
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#63 Pic Credit To @wilcre
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#64 Poor John.
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#65 Person Tries To Record Cool Demolition Site, But Truck Gets In The Way Of The Best Part
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#66 My Golf Ball Hit A Bug In Mid Air This Morning
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#67 Every Time.
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#68 This Sign Went Up Today In My Hometown.
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#69 So I Scrape, Sweep, And Scrub The Walk In, And Then About An Hour Later, I Find Zach Did This. Zach, If You Read This, Stop Spilling The 1000 Island Dressing.
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#70 F**k This Doctor In Particular
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#71 Fuck The Largest Hot Desert In The World
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#72 We Will Miss You
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#73 This Bitch Ass Just Flew Into My Eye And Fell To The Ground
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#74 Fuck This One Guy In Particular Who Has A Spotlight Pointed In His Window At Midnight
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#75 Yeah, F%#k Trent And His Sh$t
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#76 Why Do They Do That?
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#77 Damn, What Did Liz Do??
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#78 Fuck This Family In Particular
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#79 Fuckthisbmw
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