If you are a woman with an online presence, you’ve probably gotten unwanted messages from men who are, at best, shooting their shot and at worst, being horrible creeps. If you are a man, perhaps try making a fake account posing as a woman and see how many days, if not hours, it takes for a message similar to the ones here to show up in your inbox.
We’ve gathered some hilarious and, at times, disturbing responses women have given the unsolicited and downright creepy DMs. So get comfortable, prepare yourself for the worst, upvote your favorites and be sure to share your thoughts in the comments below.
#1 I Waited So Long To Post This
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#2 Oh So I Just Don’t Matter In May?!
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#3 How To Ruin A Pervert’s “Happy Time”
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#4 He Stopped Replying After That
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#5 He Want No Bird
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#6 Seems Like A Stable Guy
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#7 He Unmatched With Me Almost Immediately After
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#8 Oof
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#9 Ahh It’s The Good Ol’ “Age Is Just A Number” Quote
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#10 He Unmatched With Me After This, Can’t Imagine Why
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#11 Awww He Unmatched Me!
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#12 Free Advertising For Febreeze At Least?
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#13 Feel Like This Reply Might Be Of Use To Some Of You On This Sub
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#14 Ice Cold
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#15 I’m Dad
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#16 I Thought That This Would Be Good Here Too
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#17 Guy Is 10 Years Older, And Blocked Me After Reading My Reply. I Clearly Stated In My Profile I Was Looking For People 5 Years Older Maximum, And Nothing Sexual
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#18 I Think He’s Gonna Unmatch Me Soon
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#19 Best Way To Deal With Random Creeps!
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#20 Haven’t Talked To You In 10 Years?
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#21 He Wanted To Roleplay, So I Did
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#22 I Never Got A Reply
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#23 Mans Was Really Panicking
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#24 He Never Replied 🙁
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#25 He Might Need To Work A Little On His Comebacks
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#26 Smh, Who Wouldn’t Date Shrek?
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#27 Received This On My Art Insta. It Should Be Known I Don’t Draw Mlp, Rule34, Furries, Or Animals Of Any Kind. I Don’t Even Do Commissions
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#28 I Wanna Make A Joke
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#29 My First Instagram Solicitation!
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#30 He’s Been Begging For Weeks To Do A “Sexy Roleplay” With Me. I Finally Said Yes. I Think He Regrets Everything Now
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#31 My Fav Comeback To A Dick Pic
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#32 This Was The Best Anime Character Arc Of All Time
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#33 This Is How I Handle A Creepy Pm
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#34 Creepy Unknown Number Texted Me. I Googled It And It’s Been Reported For Being Creepy. I Decide To Scare Them Away Using What I’ve Learned From This Sub (It Worked)
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#35 There’s A Reason The App Only Lets You Message People With Mutual Interest
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#36 At Least He Tried
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#37 Tinders Fun :/
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#38 It’s A New Color… Perhaps You’ve Heard Of It
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#39 I Think This Belongs Here Don’t You Think?
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#40 Ant Farm Blocked Me Right After This
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#41 Gurl U Crazy
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#42 Sexting Is Easy!
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#43 Pretty Sure He Thinks That Tongue Emoji Counts As A Wingman
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#44 Quarantine Has Left Me With No F–king Chill
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#45 Check Mate
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#46 Tit Slapper
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#47 I’ve Discovered The Cure For Horny Dudes And The Asnwer Is Ducks
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#48 Easy To Say I Was Blocked
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#49 He Sent A D*ck Pic And Deleted It As Soon As I Made Fun Of It 🥹 Mission Accomplished
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#50 Aren’t Dating Apps A Lovely Place To Meet Normal, Sane People?
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#51 A Friend Received This. She Said The Next Reply Was “LOL Guess Not”
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#52 What It’s Like On Tinder As A Veterinarian (He Unmatched 😂)
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#53 He’s Been Sending The Same Message Every Day For A Week Now. Thought I’d Share The Interesting Results Of My Decision To Finally Reply!
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#54 He Unmatched Me 🤷♀️
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#55 This Is My Favorite Reply I’ve Come Up With For This. I Figure It’s An Analogy They Can Understand
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#56 My New Self Defense Mechanism
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#57 My Charming Old Babysitter Feels Like I Owe Him S*x
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#58 My New Standard Response To Unsolicited Dick Pics
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#59 I Was Super Bored And Decided To Try The “Meet New People” Feature Of Kik. Never Again
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#60 His Entire Vibe Did A Whole 180
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#61 Oh No, He Blocked Me 🙁
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#62 Not Into That
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#63 Out-Creeping The Creeper
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#64 …and Then I Was Left On Read
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#65 He Unmatched Me 😂 I Still Prefer A Classy ‘Hello’
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#66 Why I Don’t Date Much Younger Guys
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#67 I Think It’s Pretty Clear What I Have To Do
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