Everything in this world is transient, and fashion especially. Moreover, the fashion for names. What was incredibly popular with our grandparents looks really vintage and dust-covered today. Where did the wonderful Ebenezers and Jebedais, Wilhelminas and Lucilles go? Unfortunately, their number is decreasing every year.
On the other hand, there is also a reverse process. For example, back in the nineties, only the most stubborn fans of ancient mythology knew the name “Hermione”, and in the 21st century the number of girls with this name in the USA and the UK is approaching several thousand. What is there to say? Just look at the NFL rosters in, say, 1992 and 2022 – and compare how much the naming trends have changed.
There is a popular thread in the AskReddit community whose topic starter once asked the question: “What first name is not used anymore?” To date, the thread boasts over 30.7K upvotes and roughly 31.3K comments with several thousand incredibly diverse first names.
Bored Panda has compiled for you a list of the most popular comments of this thread: from the ancient and even fictional Gilgamesh and Nyarlathotep to Kermit and Dorcas, undeservedly forgotten in recent years. In general, feel free to scroll to the very end (there are real gems at the end, just trust us!), like your favorite ones and if we missed something, be sure to write these names in the comments!
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#1 Kermit
My grandfather’s name was Kermit. He went by KW. His best friends growing up were Ernie and Elmo (Elmo went by Bogue). 
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#2 Experience And Patience
I was at a rural graveyard recently and a woman’s name was Experience, she was buried next to her sister Patience. 
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#3 Adolf
Adolf
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#4 Gay
Gay.
Have 2 great aunts named Gay.
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#5 Isis
Isis. Poor Egyptian woman..
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#6 Heathcliff
Never met a Heathcliff
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#7 Agamemnon
Nobody has the name Agamemnon anymore.
I plan to fix that some day.
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#8 Nebuchadnezzar
Nebuchadnezzar. 
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#9 Flavius
Flavius. Though my sister insists she’s going to name one of her children that when she has them. My mother says there’s no way she’s allowing that
Edit: firstly, holy s**t I did not expect this many upvotes
Secondly, my comment about my sister naming one of her children Flavius isn’t serious, she says it to get a rise from my mother. It’s just a family inside joke.
Lastly, yeah I get that it’s still a popular name in Romania, 100 people have already told me that.
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#10 Ursula
Ursula, sea-witch straight up ruined that name
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#11 Jeeves
Jeeves. But I think it has a strong correlation to butlers and no parent wants to condemn their child to a life of butler-hood. Hell, even Jerry Seinfeld had a bit on that name.
Edit: TIL there was a series of short stories about a man named Reginald Jeeves. I always thought Jeeves was a first name. In fact, I’ve only ever heard of it used as the main identifier and never as a surname. The more you know. I still stand by my answer though.
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#12 Judas
Judas
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#13 Grover
Grover, unfortunately. 
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#14 Garnet Commodore
Had a Great Grandfather named Granite Commodore. I look forward to my son assuming this bad a*s name.
Edit: His name was Garnet Commodore. I typed this comment via mobile, didn’t proofread. I come back 6 days later and this f****r blew up. My highest rated comment ever was a complete mistake. s**t. 
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#15 Rutherford
I can tell you that there certainly are children in the UK school system right now with the following names, which were suggested in posts here:
Amadeus, Ethel, Reginald, Roger, Maurice, Mercedes, Wilhelmina, Julius, Mildred, Myra, Myrtle, Beulah, Cora, Isis and Osama.
No Adolf, Rutherford, Orenthal or Judas though.
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#16 Gilgamesh
I dunno about you, but I haven’t seen many people named Gilgamesh lately.
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#17 Caillou
Caillou
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#18 Gaylord
Gaylord
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#19 Eustace
Eustace. 
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#20 Orenthal
Orenthal
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#21 Hortense
Hortense
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#22 Llewellyn
Llewellyn. I believe there was no registry of this name being used for newborns last year.
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#23 Mildred And Edith
Mildred and Edith
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#24 Ulyssess
Ulyssess
#25 Balthazar
Balthazar
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#26 Gertrude
Gertrude?
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#27 Dorcus
Dorcus, it was my great-grandmother’s name.
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#28 Ozymandias
Ozymandias.
Fun fact: MY name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. Look upon my works, ye mighty, and despair.
Oh, Moses isn’t that common either.
EDIT: Apparently Moses (and multiple variations of it) are quite common.
#29 Manly
Was at a church and saw a grave to “Manly Powers.” I’ve never met a “Manly” before. All of us guys decided to have our picture taken with the grave while we flexed our muscles. 
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#30 Gary
Gary. Once a very common name, only four babies were called Gary last year in the UK.
Just doesn’t have a ring to it, little baby Gary.
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#31 Ebenezer
Ebenezer
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#32 Storm
I went to school with 2 different boys named Storm while I was growing up. Different schools, but they both had mullets and wore NASCAR shirts. Never again will we live in such a magical time.
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#33 Jessica, Ashley, Heather, Jennifer
I see a lot of people suggesting “old lady names” but they are the super popular ones. My daughter’s preschool classmates and my high school friends children have names like Cora, Louisa, Mabel, Millie, Maeve, Evelyn, Dorothy/Dottie, Matilda, Gertrude, Pearl.
Not a single Jessica, Ashley, Heather, Jennifer, or any of those over-saturated 80s baby names.
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#34 Wilhelmina
Wilhelmina
#35 Mordechai
Mordechai
#36 Bort
Bort
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#37 Knickerbocker
I once knew a kid named Knickerbocker, went by Nick.
Bonus comment: my dentist is named Dann, not short for Daniel, just Dann with 2 n’s.
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#38 Chauncey
Chauncey.
EDIT: Everyone knows exactly 1 person/gerbil named Chauncey. 
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#39 Alfred, Albert, Alvin, Or Alphonse
Most “Al” names. I’ve never met an Alfred, Albert, Alvin, or Alphonse in my life.
Edit: Everybody and their f*****g grandmother knows an Alfred/Alfredo except for me.
Edit 2: This comment was a f*****g mistake.
Edit 3: It’s been a good run but f**k inbox replies.
#40 Booker
Booker. I really wish this one was still used.
EDIT: This was in reference to Booker DeWitt, sorry to disappoint the five time world champion.
#41 Æthelred
Æthelred
#42 Lucille
The name Lucille, unfortunately. I thinks it’s just beautiful sounding. It sounds so pure, and it calls to mind the concept of… bright, white light, somehow.
#43 Nyarlathothep
Nyarlathothep
#44 Xerxes
Xerxes
Edit: Apparently it’s a lot more common than I realized.
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#45 Megatron
Megatron. A shame that Family Guy has played such a role in its decline.
#46 Ethel
Ethel.
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#47 Linda
Linda. It’s a weird name for a baby. Great for getting hr jobs, though.
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