We’ve all had awkward moments that haunt us long after they’re over. The kind that replay in our heads at 3 a.m., whether it’s a slip of the tongue at work, replying “you too” when airport staff wishes you a good flight, or blurting out something silly to your high school crush. Just thinking about them is enough to make you cringe.
But maybe instead of letting these memories torment us, we should embrace them for the laughs they bring. That’s exactly what TikToker Ryan Maxwell does by sharing people’s most embarrassing experiences online, and the internet is loving every second of it.
Keep scrolling for some of the best ones, guaranteed to leave you with facepalms and giggles. And don’t be shy—drop your own in the comments!
@ryan.maxwell22 Replying to @Feebysworld ♬ original sound – Ryan Maxwell
#1
i work in a restaurant and forgot the word for duck, i took the food to the table looked blankly at everyone and just said quack.
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#2
once i was buying a waffle and the lady asked “cash or card?” and i stared at her confidently said “waffle”
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#3
I congratulated a patient at his annual review for losing weight, I didn’t realise he’d had a leg amputated
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#4
I popped a mint before going to the doctor and sneezed at the counter and it shot out and hit the receptionist in the face…I ran out
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#5
I brought a customer coffee I couldn’t decide if I wanted to say here’s your coffee or enjoy your coffee so I said “coffee coffee coffee”
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#6
my geography teacher asked me to point out madagascar because i was talking and i full heartedly turned around and laughed and said that’s a movie…
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#7
I went to a favorite local restaurant recently and our server was like 16, terrified, and on his first day of work. My friend ordered a burger. “How do you want that cooked?” asked the terrified server. “Medium” said my friend. The terrified server wrote it down. Then I ordered the Caesar salad with chicken. “How do you want that cooked?” Asked the terrified server.
“Fully?” I replied. He wrote that down.
Obsessed.
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#8
I got asked who my internet provider was… I said my dad
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#9
There was a student discount offer and I had my student ID on my phone. Instead of the ID I showed the cashier a picture of my cat very confidently
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#10
I was waiting for a colleague to pick me up for work. Saw a car stopped at a red light, climbed into it then heard “Miss, who are you?” turns out it was not my colleague’s car
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#11
when I worked as a cashier I had a really really good looking customer and for reason I THREW his change at him and shouted ‘catch’. I’m so bad at flirting
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#12
At Disney World, my brother was looking in a gift shop. We needed to go and he said “just a sec”. My dad yelled “NO MORE SECS!” There was SILENCE.
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#13
stood on a snail in work (takeaway) and ran in and threw up and cried a little. went back outside to clean the snail up. it was a chip the whole time
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#14
my ex’s terminallly ill gran asked me how my recent cold was. i replied with ‘i’ll live’
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#15
My daughter is a server, instead of saying enjoy the rest of the day to an elderly couple, she said enjoy the rest of your days
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#16
Saw a thing where people where sharing embarrassing work stories and a girl said when she got her first waitress job, someone ordered champagne and she thought it was standard to shake and spray the bottle at everyone like an F1 driver as that’s the only reference she had.
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#17
New doctor looking at my chart: you had amnesia.” Me: “I did? I don’t remember.” (I wrote amnesia instead of anemia on my health questionnaire).
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#18
I saw a friend of my exes in a smart suit. I jokingly asked “You up in Court?” He said “No, I’m burying my mum” I wanted to share her coffin.
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#19
I rang the vets once to book my dog in and when they asked what breed he was, I said Yorkshire pudding instead of terrier. I booked him in elsewhere
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#20
I delivered an order to a bald guy the other day and said “Let me take a picture of it real quick and I’ll be out of your hair”
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#21
Was a waitress and someone asked for a Long Island ice tea. I came back with a full glass and said “This is Lipton. I’m not sure where it’s made”
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#22
a wife wrote “all lubricants” for allergies on her husband’s paperwork for a colonoscopy
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#23
a customer asked me where Bovril was. I thought he said bog roll and walked him to the toilet roll and said “we have plenty to choose from”
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#24
customer asked me how much a half dozen donuts was. I said 6. she meant price.
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#25
One time my coworker knocked on the bathroom door, instead of saying “occupied” said “come in ” she said “no thanks”
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#26
I was at a resort that had so many pools. I changed and got into one to relax only for an employee to run to me and say “ma’am this is a fountain”
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#27
At 12, I went to a neighbor’s yard sale & intently looked around. Him, “Can I help you?” Me, “No thx, just looking.” He was cleaning out his garage.
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#28
I pooped at the supermarket and instead of flushing the toilet I pulled the emergency cord and the whole supermarket started ringing and so I left the bathroom without flushing the toilet
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#29
last night i went out to dinner with a bunch of friends and the waitress asked if anyone at the table had any allergies and my friend very seriously said “oh yes, cats”
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#30
A was once at a wedding and on the way into the church they asked bride or groom and I said neither I’m a guest
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#31
i asked for a ‘mootlong feetball’ at subway once.. never been back
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#32
instead of telling a customer have a good day or no problems, i told the customer have problems and smiled
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#33
I was in line to be let into a club and the bouncer hugged someone he knew before me, then he put out his hand to check my id and I went in for a hug
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#34
In 6th grade I had a really big crush on this boy who had a girlfriend, so one day on aim I messaged him a link to the music video for “you belong with me” by Taylor Swift. Joe if you’re reading this that was weird, my bad
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#35
I work on a cruise ship and was asking a guest if she was excited about the cruise, she said she was nervous because of the whole titanic thing. I looked her in the eyes and said “well these things do happen”
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#36
I went into a Greggs bakery and instead of asking for a sausage roll I asked for gregg
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#37
A bloke once said “nice speaking to you” and presented his elbow to me, I thought he was really odd and shook his elbow with my hand… only to find out that was the new COVID handshake
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#38
I’m a massage therapist and while giving a massage the chair creaked and I panicked and said “sorry that wasn’t the chair”
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#39
I opened a bottle of wine using my knees as leverage at my first waitressing job. the look of horror on these woman’s faces
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#40
Back when i worked at Walmart i answerd the phone and said “911 what is your emergency” because i was watching a cop show lol
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#41
I was working in surgery, I said to the patient “see you on the other side”…the panic I saw in his eyes just as he drifted off
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#42
one time my sister was ordering steak at a restaurant and the waiter was confirming she wanted it medium and she said “can i get it medium large”
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#43
was playing shark with my cousins on holidays, thought I was swimming after my brother cause I couldn’t see and heard him screaming stop, he was trying to stop me from grabbing a little girl, it was too late, she was terrified.
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#44
my husband once asked if I knew how to blink I said yes with confusion he said show me so I did a dramatic blinking. he said no with one eye. he meant to ask if I knew how to wink…. he had no idea why I was laughing
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#45
I had headphones in and I thought the cashier asked if I wanted the receipt so I said no thank you.. she said have a great weekend.
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