People say “Kids don’t lie.” If you want to hear the truth about yourself or something in the world, ask a kid. And it’s true; children don’t have a filter yet and sometimes don’t know what’s appropriate and what isn’t.
Kids’ unfiltered observations can sometimes result in the most hilarious situations. Most parents know this: you’re walking down a store aisle when your kid sees something, points at it, and loudly proclaims perhaps the most embarrassing thing you’ve ever heard.
In a recent video, creator @rhyann23 asked her followers for the wildest things their kids said that embarrassed them. The answers from parents were as mortifyingly embarrassing as they were hilarious. From accidental racial bias to bringing lubricants to school, these parents had enough reasons to want to disappear into thin air right then and there.
#1
When my son was 3/4 he called all black people “chocolate people” and all white people “vanilla people” we saw a badly sunburned lady at the store and he yelled “WOW I’VE NEVER SEEN A STRAWBERRY PERSON!” And pointed at her🙃
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#2
at church during the prayer, my 3 year old yelled “stop with all the talking! I want more singing!”
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#3
Saw a man with an eyepatch at the shops.. my than 3/4 yr old son yells excitedly MUMMA MUMMA ITS A REAL LIFE PIRATE! Than as we walk past him he leaned out of the trolley and said ARGHHHH ME HARTY
#4
when my daughter was 3 she pointed directly at an older man wearing a turban and shrieked excitedly “mom, a genie!”
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#5
We went to a dealership to buy a car. The sales guy was in a wheelchair and my son asked him if his dad was a car. (If he was a half person half car)
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#6
my son and I were at the grocery store and every time I put something in the cart he’d say LOUDLY “are we paying for that or stealing it?” BROOO i was mortified. like what in his right mind made him think we would be stealing things 😭😭😭
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#7
My son saw a burn victim and walked up to them got their attention, stuck his finger out and said “E.T phone home”. I thought i was going into cardiac arrest.
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#8
As church was ending we lowered our heads to pray. A minute or so later I heard people laughing around me. I opened my eyes and my toddler had unwrapped a tampon, taken the cotton out and was lassoing it above her head by the string. In a matter of minutes.
#9
My son screamed “mum there’s a ninja “ to a woman in a burka 😳
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#10
My 3 year old pointed at a very frail OLD woman in the hospital and yells “IS THAT A ZOMBIE?” 😭
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#11
I was explaining to my daughter about cremation (my mother’s) and in the middle of my delicate explanation, she suddenly belted out, “🎶 THIS GRAMMAS ON FI-RE!! 🎶 “
#12
My kid asks me in front of the grocery store clerk: “can we eat today” as if they don’t have 8 meals and 53028 snacks a day.
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#13
We walked by a lady with one arm amputated at the elbow at the grocery store, my daughter said “mommy how is she supposed to clap.”
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#14
This lady was in talking about using natural deodorant in the store, My friends 6yr old daughter loudly says to her “oh is that what’s making you smell like that?” My friend and I were horrified 😩
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#15
We passed by a little person (a male adult) and my daughter said soo loudly “mom how did that kid get a mustache?” 😳😩
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#16
my 2.5 yr old saw a really tall lady at the store and screamed “ ITS GOOFY” and started singing “ hot dog hot dog hot diggity dog” while doing the Dance 😭 I literally wanted to evaporate
#17
A heavier set guy dressed in green pants and a white button up came in and my daughter was like “MOM LOOK IT’S PETER GRIFFIN.” 😭😭
#18
I carried my daughter out of a silent library with her over my shoulder kicking and screaming “help me she’s not my mama” 😳
#19
My daughter walked out of the bathroom at a gas station and yelled “me and mama just blew that bathroom up” to everyone in the store.
#20
Mine waved and said “hi baby!” to a little person.
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#21
Took my daughter (almost 3 at the time) to TJ Maxx, as soon as we walk in and I put her in the cart, we see there’s an older woman yelling at a cashier . My daughter shouts ‘ohh mommy, she’s got big feelings!’
#22
The first time my son saw a person with a lazy eye, he yelled “Look! That’s awesome! He can see 2 places at once!”
#23
My son went up to a Hasidic Jewish man and said “I really like your Abraham Lincoln hat” 🎩
#24
My 3 year old daughter had just watched Pocahontas and loved it. When we came across a Native American in the grocery store for the first time she proceeds to sing sooo loud “SAVAGES SAVAGES BARELY EVEN HUMAN” 💀💀💀
#25
Me and my fiancé were walking around tj maxx with our 2yr old when there was an older women who happened to also be a little person. My daughter proceeds to shout “look mommy it’s a grandma baby”. My soul left my body
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#26
My oldest was 4 and started talking to a stranger in the dollar store about pokemon and when he was asked about his favorite pokemon, he was talking about a fire fighting one… then screamed “FIRE PUNCH” and gut punched the guy. I wanted to be raptured bc I was done.
#27
My 4yr old & I were in a restaurant & at the register waiting to pay when he spots the abnormally large clock on the wall. “Mom! Your (clock without the L) isn’t that big!”
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#28
I blocked an ex boyfriend on everything besides animal crossing. My ex reached out via mail when my daughter was playing in a public library and she read OUT LOUD “ mommy, Tyler said he misses the way you taste. What’s that mean?” We’ve never been back. It’s been 7 years.
#29
We were in the restroom at Lowe’s and someone was loudly using the restroom and my 3 year old yelled “it’s a volcano mommy”
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#30
My 2 year old said very loudly during a prayer at church “mommy tooted!” When in fact I did not toot. He did and blamed it on me. 🙃
#31
in Walmart my 3yo held up the carton of raspberries and asked in his best Gollum impression “mama open raspberries” and the older lady in the aisle looked at me like I had the anti Christ in my cart 💀
#32
My 4 yr old asked why the neighbor had a zombie in his car.. it was his elderly wife 😂🫢
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#33
My oldest used to pretend she was a cat. One day I put the cat food on the conveyor belt. She poked the bag and said, “I don’t like that flavor.” I did feel the need to explain to those around us in line.
#34
In the middle of my uncle’s funeral (open casket) my nephew loudly asked when will he turn into a zombie?
#35
I had to change my daughter in the bathroom and she said u gunna change yours too? She meant my pad. The other lady in the stall was screeching 🤣
#36
Tried to take a person with dwarfism home because she thought it was a child. Kept saying ‘come with us baby we’ll look after you’
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#37
Apparently as a kid I pointed at someone with many facial piercings and asked if they fell into a tackle box…
#38
i was in barnes and noble and i hear a child ( maybe about 11) yell at her mom “YOU NEED TO STOP GETTING INAPPROPRIATE BOOKS” i was so embarrassed for that mom
#39
3 year old likes Mannequins but cannot pronounce it. Instead she calls them Mexicans. Each time going into stores, she points at them and says ‘look at the Mexicans’ and gets all excited. She also asks for her picture with them….
#40
My 4 yr old asked the cashier at the dollar store when she was going to get her “grown up teeth” because she was missing her front teeth and when she told him she had an accident he responded with “that’s what happens when you don’t brush your teeth”
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#41
When we first moved to Amish country in Indiana, my 2 year old son seen an Amish woman checking out behind us & from the carts he starts pointing saying “mom there’s a witch!” 😭😭😭
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#42
A woman with vitiligo was checking receipts at Sam’s. My 3 year old asked me right as we passed her, “why is she still dirty? She doesn’t know how to take a bath!”
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