#1 I Bet It’s Enchanting To Watch Him Talk

#2 Give Me The Reverse Dad

#3 My 10th Grade Year Book Picture

Giuliano also gave Bored Panda some advice about cutting our hair at home. And what with the pandemic still going on, chances are, some of us are going to be making our second attempts at quarantine haircuts soon.

“If you want to cut your own hair at home, go with a safe option. Same-level buzz cuts are a safe choice. Home is not the place for challenging haircuts. For example, attempting a 0 to 2 high skin fade by yourself is not gonna work. Even professional barbers don’t do it themselves. I know this because they book each other on our app,” Giuliano explained that simplicity is best when you’re working on your hair at home.

“Being able to cut just based on the reflection of a mirror takes a whole new level of 4D chess and not everyone is ready for the challenge. I would also avoid sharp tools like razor blades. It’s absolutely possible to rock a very decent hairline without using razor blades at home. Clippers are your friends.”

#4 How Do I Let Everyone To Know I Have Dreads?

#5 I Like Any Haircut That Makes An Ear The Central Area Of Focus

#6 She Blended Them In Well

The co-founder of ‘Get Groomed’ also opened up about how the pandemic affected their business. For instance, they stopped all of their office-based barbering events back in March 2020. And they haven’t restarted them as of yet.

“We saw a surge in home-based bookings since the first UK lockdown. I believe people don’t want to go to crowded barbershop at the moment and it’s very visible in our data. People are also more concerned about hygiene and frequently ask questions about our methodology, if the barber is coming with PPE, etc. We are making sure that our barbers are fully PPE equipped and that they clean their tools between bookings.”

#7 Just Give Me That Microphone Head

#8 A 70 Billion Dollar Haircut

#9 … And The Absolute Winner Of All Time Is…

The ‘Just Eff My Crap Up’ subreddit has over 751k members and it will be celebrating its 6th birthday on 17 December. Be sure to give them a visit. We hear they’re friendly and know a thing or two about artsy and avant-garde hairdos.

The subreddit obviously got their name from a legendary meme that’s known as ‘Just Eff My Crap Up,’ ‘Just Eff Me Up,’ ‘JUST,’ as well as ‘The Barber.’ The meme’s all about botched (or, depending on your point of view, incredibly brave) haircuts and imagined conversations between customers and their barbers.

“Just a bit off the sides?” the barber might ask. “Nah, just eff my crap up,” the customer would supposedly say to get their atrocious hairstyles that mock everything that is fair and beautiful in this world.

#10 This Dude Is Running For Schoolboard In My Town. Got A Flyer In The Mail With This Pic And Almost Spit My Drink Out

#11 He Needs To Go Back To Jail

#12 Tried To Do A Homemade Bowl Cut

‘Know Your Meme’ explains that the earliest known example of this joke (in a slightly different form) was done by none other than Zach Galifianakis back in 2006 during his comedy special, ‘Zach Galifianakis Live at the Purple Ocean.’

“When you look like I do, it’s hard to get a table for one at Chuck E Cheese. I went to my stylist today and she said, ‘What are you looking for?’ and I told her, ‘Just give me the Amber Alert,’ he joked.

From there, the meme spread in bursts and sprints. In 2012, Miley Cyrus became the butt of rapper Tyler, The Creator’s mocking tweet about her new haircut. He joked that Cyrus asked her hairstylist to ‘eff her up real quick.’ And in case you were curious, Cyrus insulted Tyler’s face in response. The meme solidified its hold in popular culture in 2014 when it spread on Twitter and Reddit. Almost exactly at the same time that the ‘Eff My Crap Up’ subreddit was born.