36 Hilarious Times Gardeners Got Surprises Instead Of The Perfect Harvest

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Article created by: Greta Jaruševičiūtė

Ever grown your own food? You should try it. It can be super rewarding, and fun. Your little plants become your babies as you nurture them into adulthood… Until one day, they’re ready to be released into the big, wide world that is your dining room table. Of course, before they get there, there’s always time for a proud #Farmlife or #Blessed Instagram post to brag about the literal fruits of your labor.

But as with most things in life, gardening, or farming, doesn’t always go according to plan. And expectations certainly do not always meet reality. For every idyllic photo of someone holding a perfectly shaped pumpkin, there are a dozen people crying (or laughing) over their dreams that turned into duds.

Many can be found in an online community ironically called Mighty Harvest. It’s a wall of hilariously epic fails that prove harvesting is not always the satisfying end to a season of hard work. Sometimes it’s just a baffling mess that leaves you with more questions than vegetables.

Bored Panda has put together a list of the best harvesting fails for you to scroll through while you cautiously watch your carrots out of the corner of your eye. We also teach you how to grow your own food from kitchen scraps. And you’ll find that info between the funny images.

#1 My Singular Potato That I Grew Years Back, All Fixed Up

Ngl. Legitimately delicious. Best bite of potato I’ve ever had.

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#2 My Hamster Mo Shall Eat Like A King This Winter!

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#3 My First Carrot

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#4 Lemonade For Everyone

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#5 Some Lemon Water For You Sir?

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#6 Finally, A Pumpkin That Ants Can Carve

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#7 One Turned Out Big And One Really Tiny

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#8 My Eggplant Decided To Give It One More Go And Blessed Me With This Generous Bounty As Its Last Hurrah!

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#9 Made A Batch Of French Fries

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#10 I Grew “Micro Gold” Tomatoes In My Hydroponic Unit. This Is A Very Good Harvest Given My Two Plants Were Both Under 4 Inches Tall

That’s a US quarter in the middle.

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#11 Five Years Of Waiting For This Dragonfruit

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#12 Bounty! One Single Blueberry On An Entire Patch Of Bushes!

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#13 Don’t Worry Guys, I’ll Make Dinner Tonight

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#14 What Am I Going To Do With All These Leeks?

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#15 Behold My Giant Cucamelon Harvest!

For those wondering, they cucamelons taste like cucumber mixed with lime. This my first year successfully growing them. They are tasty and adorable!

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#16 I Can Finally Make A Giant Pot Of Split Pea Soup For Dinner

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#17 Any Recommended Recipes For Strawberry Jam?

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#18 Garlic For Months. The Village Will Never Starve Ever Again With Me As The Farmer

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#19 Got My First Lime From The Tree Today!

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#20 Send Me Your Butternut Squash Soup Recipes

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#21 At Long Last… My Dream Of Homemade Tortillas Will Be Realised

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#22 Officially The Largest Asparagus Producer In The Country, Planning Exports Soon, Will Feed The Planet

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#23 This Bell Pepper Has Reached Maximum Size

This is supposed to be a red bell pepper. It decided it was done growing before it even got as big as my thumbnail. And I have small hands- my thumbnail is less than half an inch in length.

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#24 My Attempt To Grow Watermelon

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#25 Smallest Garlic Clove I’ve Ever Seen

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#26 Gonna Make Some Corn On The Cob Tonight

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#27 Behold This Mighty Harvest!

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#28 It’s Spicy Though

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#29 A Singular Pea

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#30 Blueberry Harvest

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#31 Our Village Shall Feast Upon Omelette Tonight!

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#32 We Feast On The Carrots

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#33 Look Upon My Harvest And Be In Awe

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#34 I Broke Through Frozen Dirt With My Hands For These

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#35 My Onion Harvest Ready To Last Through The Cold Winter

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#36 Going To Eat Like A King

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