Breakups can be rough, and sometimes, the pain makes us crave seeing our past lovers regret everything they put us through.
But while most of us move on by hitting the block button and having a spiteful glow-up, some people take a different route—petty revenge. At least these Reddit users did, and from the looks of it, their exes deserved every bit of it. Read their stories below and upvote your favorite ones!
#1
Not an ex but we went on four or five dates. He broke it off with a post it on my front door. I saw him a few years later at a party and introduced myself when he came over and pretended I’d never seen him before, when he clearly remembered me. Nothing hurts an ego more than to be forgotten by someone you remember.
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#2
My ex girlfriend from many years ago came home drunk one night and started a fight. She ended up punching me in the face about 10 times and I picked her up and threw her out of the house.
I invited her to talk the next day but got no response. I came home to a completely empty house; she’d come over with her family and taken everything out. It was mostly her stuff, I moved countries to live with her, but I didn’t even have a pillow to rest my head on.
So the next day I went to the police to file an assault charge that got her teaching license revoked.
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#3
Way back in the day, my fiancé got himself a side piece. So, I got mad and then I got packing. I had time to think while I was packing and decided to place an ad in the newspaper that I knew his grandmother read religiously with a photo of him and the girl he cheated on me with and everything I knew about the affair. His grandmother called me to apologize and called him a disgrace.
Best part? I charged the ad to his credit card.
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#4
Not my breakup, my daughter’s break up. Her ex threatened to keep the kids after a visitation one weekend and she was scared and upset. I told her that he didn’t want them full time. He worked out of town, and he was a big on going to the bar and drinking. I insisted she go camping, out of cell phone reach for a couple of days. The next day he was calling me and demanding that I take the kids so he could get to work, he had to leave that night. I refused. After a couple of days, I did take them, but he missed a week of work. And he never did it again.
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#5
After the breakup she said the towels belonged to her. There were 4 of them and they were really nice fluffy bath towels. I sprayed them with 3m scotchgard to make them waterproof before she came by to pick them up.
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#6
My ex was on crutches and called me to help her carry somethings across campus. I was still in the “I will make this work as a friendship” phase and I agreed to help her. She spent the first half of the walk across campus informing how awful I was that I had started dating someone else. When she insulted my new girlfriend directly. I calmly set the boxes I was carrying down on a bench and walked away from her. She had a total meltdown and screamed every foul thing she could think of at me. I just kept on walking.
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#7
So, back in the day when we used flip phones, you could set it to show a little message every time you turned on your phone. When my geeky programmer ex wasn’t looking, I set his phone to display “STARTUP ERROR 54EDGT4” (or some alphanumeric gibberish) whenever he turned it on.
He spent several weeks trying to diagnose the problem.
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#8
I got dumped about two months before Christmas (years ago).
As we were talking, my mind was jumping all over and I said “I guess I’m going to return the Christmas presents I already bought you then.”
I didn’t even mean anything by the comment, I was just thinking out loud.
But then she asked me what I got her – and I said “No, they’re being returned and we’re not together so I’m not going to tell you.”
Anyway, I heard later from mutual friends that this drove her crazy for awhile wondering what the gifts could have been.
Very small, very petty, and very unintentional revenge. But it did warm my heart to hear it drove her crazy lol.
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#9
I guessed my exes password and cancelled his flight to Europe, but let him get half way there. He [ended] my cat, he deserved much worse.
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#10
My ex cheated on me several times while i was pregnant with his child, while we lived in MY parents’ home.
i broke up with him and kicked him out. when i was able to get my own apartment, i took him back and he moved all of our furniture from my parents’ house in one city into the apartment in another city. and then i broke up with him again.
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#11
We had moved 1,200 miles away from home and after I caught him cheating I couldn’t pack up much in the compact car I’d be driving home. I took all of the knobs and handles off of everything. TV, dresser, stereo (etc), packed up the remote as well.
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#12
I took all the lightbulbs out of fixtures and took all the labels off the canned food. Good luck getting peaches or ravioli for dinner.
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#13
My ex put his hands on me one night. That was it for me. He left for work the next morning and I moved out. I scratched every CD he owned, took everything from the house including shower curtain, toilet paper and soap. I left the waterbed, but I poked a large hole in it before I left. Never talked to him again.
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#14
My husband cheated, then divorced me. A few months after it was final, I noticed I was still receiving his army reserve newsletter, which told me he had “forgotten” to update them on his new marital status. (Soldiers get paid more if they’re married than if they’re single.) I called the local office and gave them his forwarding address because “I wouldn’t want him to miss any important communication from them just because we divorced.”
Yes, it’s petty, but you asked.
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#15
He was cheating with someone he met on WoW and was then trying to pass me off to his friends. I took everything I owned out of his apartment, all the towels, sheets, and cookware. I then logged into his WoW account and gave away all his gold and items to random people in the starter zone and deleted all his characters.
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#16
I dropped him off at his mom’s house and didn’t tell him I wasn’t coming back. Changed my locks and phone number.
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#17
My mom found out her husband was cheating with the babysitter and washed his underwear with pieces of fiberglass in the wash. Just his underwear, then put it all back in the drawers. He itched for MONTHS but thought he caught something and took antibiotics and kept itching.
She also signed him up for every “bill me later” magazine sub she could get her hands on (it was the 90s). He was dealing with that for years.
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#18
When I called the house he was sharing with coworkers overseas, and the woman who answered the phone identified herself as his live-in girlfriend, I called the bank and canceled the credid card he had on my account by declaring it stollen. Then I called the airline I worked for and removed his benefits. He got stranded very, very, very far away with no return ticket to mommy’s and had to spend the night in jail for using a stolen credit card. I met my husband two months later and married him within a year. The ex called and called until hubby told him to have some dignity. It’s been 25 years. No regrets.
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#19
After telling my ex I was going fishing for 3 days (not) I confirmed she was sleeping with a good friend. I went home and spent the night drinking tequila and piling her stuff in the middle of the driveway in front of the house. Had the locks changed and cut her wedding dress into little pieces and put our frozen piece of wedding cake on top. I waited until they showed up about mid morning. He was afraid to get out of the car. Best decision I ever made!
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#20
My ex was abusive, controlling and a cheater. When I moved out, all the bills were in my name. He asked about transferring the power, gas and internet into his name. I told him that’s fine, I can do that. He also said that he would use the gift voucher to an electronics store I gave him for his birthday months prior to buy a modem (side note: when I gave him this voucher, he made a big deal out of it, trying to give me the money back, bc he was being self pitying and trying to make me feel bad about not having much to spend for his birthday at the time, even though I also said I’d take him out for a nice dinner which he told me he didn’t want to go out to dinner with me)
So, when I’m moving out, he says he’s leaving for the weekend to “make it easier for [me]” but really he was a coward. I had the power and internet transferred to my new house and the gas cut off on the Sunday, day after I moved out ( the services were connected at my new house though) and the gift voucher? I spent $99 of it, leaving $1. He didn’t come home til the Monday, no internet, no gas, no electricity and he said he tried to use the voucher for a modem and there was no money left on it. I said “there’s money on it” and blocked him.
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#21
I turned him in for tax evasion.
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#22
We both played French horn in the high school band and he really wanted to make the all city band, so I practiced the music they wanted us to perform in tryouts for hours every night for months to take his spot from him. I ended up getting last chair and he got first alternate.
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#23
I caught my ex husband cheating. Lovely. He was obsessed with his band T-shirt collection. He kept them in a glass cabinet. I neatly placed them in a large bin bag, then popped in the massage oil bottle he’d been using with his girlfriend. With the lid off. Tied it up and passed it on to him to collect. He was devastated haha.
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#24
I was contributing to his mortgage and taking care of his son. He still didn’t think I was doing enough.
I left him 3 years ago and still use his Amazon account (he added me as a family member, so he can’t see my purchases) and changed his Costco membership address, so I’d get his annual rewards check.
He’s too lazy to check any of these things.
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#25
Added a new college class to his current semester without telling him.
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#26
When I was a senior in high school, I was dating a senior in college. I was not sexually active yet, but working my way towards it rapidly. We’d been dating for a year when I heard from a classmate that the friend who had introduced us had visited him at college and slept with him. She was telling our mutual friends and made them promise not to tell me. One girl felt I should know, thank goodness. I was in love with him and was devastated.
The petty part? He was coming home for the weekend. I let him ride his motorcycle the 4 1/2 hours home for our date (which left him exhausted) in bad weather just to coldly break up with him about 10 minutes after he picked me up. I told him never to speak to me again.
He regretted it. Oh my god, did he regret it. 😄 He was still trying to get me back 5 years later, and asked a classmate of mine to find out if I was still married at my 15 year high school reunion!
#27
My ex was cheating, and I found out right before a destination wedding (one of her friends, not a weddingI was invited to). Left her in the airport when she went to the toilet. Went to the seaside resort I'd booked last minute for a week and changed my flight home. Had a great time on holiday by myself and went on with my life.
Best part? In this girls culture, the bride and groom choose an unmarried couple to present as the next to tie the knot. She got humiliated in that moment. Couldn't have happened to a nicer person.
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#28
I was actually happy single and it pained him. I know that's tiny potatoes, but he punished himself and is having trouble living with it. I found out he was basically cheating on me despite supposedly being engaged to me. He very quickly managed to get pregnant the side piece. He then rapidly married the side piece and didn't get to have a lovely wedding, more like at the courthouse in a hurry. She didn't have a green card yet and had hopped the border illegally. He is clearly unhappy and it was extremely obvious when I saw them in passing at the grocery store. I smiled and waved and was too polite. I think he wanted to [end] me right there in the checkout line.
#29
I placed 2 litter covered cat turds in one of his winter flannel breast pockets and waited patiently till I got the text regarding in winter. Had totally forgotten about it but gave me a good laugh.
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#30
She cheated, we broke up and went to move out of the house we were renting. Before she came to collect her things, I removed a very small piece out of her computer id helped her build so that it would no longer work next time she switched it on. (Hard drive pin if anyone cares). Cue an angry call a few weeks later and me going gee I have no idea what’s wrong with it sorry :D.
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#31
It was the TV.
You see, my ex, and her whole family were competitive. So freaking competitive over nothing…like they would shoot down each other’s idea for going out to dinner just so that their idea could be the one that wins. We would spend literal hours deciding where to go out, it was awful.
Anyway, she had gotten a perfectly fine 40” TV one day. Then, her brother got a 42” TV. It drove her mad, she spent weeks researching, looking for deals, and lucked out with a 45” cyber Monday deal and sold the “old” TV to a friend. Her brother couldn’t take it…he waited until after holidays January sale and got a 50” TV…and my ex was devastated…
Anyway, separate from the family drama, my ex and I had an ugly messy breakup. She had someone lined up to replace me and went and lived with him within 3 days of us splitting. She didn’t want any of her things, until she found out that I had a date coming up and insisted I return her TV to her as a means of making my evening hectic before my date.
So a few days later, here I am without a TV feeling mildly annoyed because I cannot play any console games. I go to the store, (fry’s electronics) and am looking at TVs balking at how expensive they were. I mentioned to a sales person the story about my ex and her competitiveness and her TV. He directed me to a new TV, but I didn’t like the price. He offered to sell me the floor model at half price, and I took it.
A few weeks later, my ex came by my house to grab the last her things. For a brief moment the impact that we were done set into her, and instead of meeting me with anger, she expressed sorrow over how roughly we split. She looked down at the floor and said that she needed to say something important. She looked towards me, not at me, but past me…directly at my new 60” TV and said “that’s a really nice TV”. It was in that moment I knew that I had “won” the breakup. .
#32
Took a stitch pick to his fav suit along every other seam and cleaned the toilet with his toothbrush ..,for a while.
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