Breaking up with someone isn’t easy, even if you believe it’s for the best. Worse yet, it takes ages to explain what happens when we want to pour our hearts out to a trusted confidant, with certain aspects of the story often requiring a plot of their own. Seriously, just think of the number of memes our friends could scroll through instead of listening to our yapping.
However, we live in an age in which the internet finds a way to reduce everything to the smallest digestible portion, and this is no exception — a trend has emerged on social media that invites people to describe their exes by comparing them to brands. So, we took a look at the most popular platforms and hand-picked the funniest entries we could find. Continue scrolling to check them out, and don’t miss the conversation we had with psychotherapist and executive coach Moshe Ratson!
#1
Netflix cuz I shared him with 5 other girls and I am the only one paying
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#2
IKEA… because every time I’d just go home and do it myself
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#3
Twitter because he is now my X
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#4
Tommy Hilfiger cause Hilfiger out a way to lie about anything
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#5
Forever 21, cuz its not like he is growing up
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#6
Ross, cause I settled for less
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#7
Hello Kitty cuz he said hello to every kitty
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#8
Banana Republic… Because his banana was really public
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#9
Uber: same ride, new passanger every night
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#10
Temu. Looks okay on the surface, but cheap and easily broken
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#11
Apple: always updated but somehow never changed
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#12
McDonald’s “Cheap, greasy, and always open for the next customer.”
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#13
Walmart. Everyone’s been in it
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#14
Superdry cause honey, I was
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#15
Duracell “Kept going… and going… and going… with my best friend.”
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#16
Make A Wish because I was doing charity work
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#17
CVS cuz I have hella receipts
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#18
Victoria Secret cause Victoria is his secret
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#19
Lush, experts in love bombs
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#20
Shein, looked better in photos
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#21
Dollar general because he didn’t have a dollar in general
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#22
Brand? Baby, he was thrift
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#23
Build a bear. I built that man
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#24
Wi-fi always searching for other networks
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#25
Airbnb, promises warmth and a place to stay, but you always feel like a temporary guest.
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#26
Toys”R”Us cause he played too many games
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#27
Taco Bell. Delicious regret
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#28
Nike
Just do it with anyone. Literally.
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#29
Bluetooth because connected to any device which are on
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