There is only so much that you can add to a story until it becomes hard to believe. Yet, when you really think about it, belief is subjective, yet saying that something has a non-zero chance of happening is based on hardcore theoretical probability that can be measured and scientifically deduced. So, based on that logic, even the most unlikely stories might still be true.
Whether you believe it or not, the following list is also claimed to be true, despite how unlikely some of them might sound.
Folks online have been sharing stories and facts about themselves that are 100% true as it happened to them personally, yet sound like the product of an imaginative mind that hasn’t spent enough time on Earth to know how likely all of it might be.
Scroll through it to see the best of the best stories siphoned from this post on the AskReddit community and while you’re out there, drop us and the submission an upvote, and share your very unlikely yet very true stories in the comment section below!
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#1 That One Time When Gaining Weight Is A Good Idea
I beat anorexia. I’m a guy and I do not have photos of me from that time (due to shame) so I have no proof. I have gone from 70lbs to ~130lbs.
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#2 It’s All In The Heritage, You Know
I am related to William Henry Harrison – the president who died from hypothermia because he wouldn’t wear a jacket. My great grandfather and his son both died from hypothermia as well but under slightly different experiences. I have almost died from eating way too many vitamins, jumping into a ceiling fan, and jumping from a cliff. My dad almost lit a gas station on fire. Basically, we are a very dumb bloodline starting from William Henry Harrison.
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#3 Dodged A Bullet There…
I took my mother for a surprise trip to NYC. She got married to my father there in ’68. The surprise was manufactured by way of telling her we were going to Australia (we live in New Zealand, so a trip to Australia is not a huge deal, it’s the type of thing you could do for the weekend) and therefore she packed a bag and brought her passport. We got to the airport and said “Surprise! We’re going to New York!” and she cried her eyes out with delight.
When we arrived, on our first morning, I said “Okay, what do you want to do?”
She said “When I was last here, in 1968, the Twin Towers weren’t complete, so, I’d like to go to the top of them.”
“Your wish is my command!” I said and off we went to the WTC.
That was the afternoon of September 10th, 2001. Suffice it to say, there was a particular poignancy when we looked out the window at around 8am the next morning.
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#4 Aww
Husband and I fell in love at first sight. Moved in together after two days. Married five months later. Still married. It will be forty years in may.
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#5 Meeting Both Of Your Exs At The Altar
I was the best man on both sides of a lesbian wedding because I had dated both the bride and the bride, stayed close friends and introduced them to each other after our breakups.
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#6 What Better Place Than Here, What Better Time Than Now?
When I was a kid, I woke up to find my cat giving birth to her kittens on my pillow, one inch from my face. I took it as a compliment.
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#7 Well, That Ended Well
my dad kidnapped me and took me to Singapore for very malicious purposes (i’m sure you could imagine). i was 15 and my dad literally had fake documents and suitcases filled with random clothes. when we got there we went to a sketchy hotel and after 15 minutes he went to the bar. a bit after that, some guy just walks in. i was confused but he began muttering saying i was ‘too pale’ and ‘too old’ and he left. i called my dad but he didn’t answer so i climbed out through the window and went to the police. they put me on a plane home that same hour.
i don’t really tell people because it’s a bit of a crazy story and sounds made up (hence why it’s here) but yeh.
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#8 This Kid Experienced Tony Hawk’ception At Its Best
I was at a store when Tony Hawk was signing autographs. I was only 10 at the time and was a huge fan. One of his early video games had just come out. The store had a couple TVs on the wall and some video games to play. Being a kid I waited for one controller to open up and someone leave. A kid ended up leaving and I grabbed the controller and started playing and minding my own business. A couple minutes later the store wanted to grab photos of Tony playing his own video game. He came over and grabbed the second controller and began to play multiplayer with me. Probably played for 10 minutes. The bonus was it was also my 10th birthday. So I played Tony Hawk Pro Skater with Tony Hawk.
I do not have photos of myself playing the game with him but I believe my parents have a couple of photos of me with him and getting his autograph. I still have the signed board on my wall.
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#9 Takes One To Feel For One
I once successfully ran an unfunded shelter for ~100 homeless veterans….as a homeless civilian.
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#10 MLG Mom
At age 50 odd and with limited to no video game experience, my mother completed Mario64 before I did, in about half the time it finally took me to do it.
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#11 Conditions Are Perfect
I ran out of gas outside of La Paz Bolivia. Luckily it was down hill for about 6km into the city. I coasted the whole way on my motorbike, passed busses and drifted into a gas station. Never missed a beat!
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#12 Living Life In The Fast Lane
I was born 12 weeks early (and was nearly born earlier- my mom had a weak uterus from endo, so they had to push me back and stitch her up).
The doctors told my parents to expect me to be unable to breathe, walk, etc on my own. The doctor performing the c-section nearly dropped in surprise and how hard I was screaming and flailing.
I do have a few health problems, but it could have been much worse.
Editing since others are mentioning their experiences and health issues:
I had hydrocephalus, it was treated poorly (the doctor thought I was fine, and my parents were overreacting when I was seizing and turning colors). It was treated, and now had ~6 ft of tubing in the form of a shunt, as well as seizures I’ll never outgrow. They’re treated with medication.
Otherwise, outside asthma and other smaller things, I live a normal life. I graduated high school a few years ago, and hope to be married soon.
Edit 2: Thank you everyone for your stories! Tbh, I’m a bit overwhelmed: I didn’t expect my comment to blow up like this! I’m going to do my best to respond to everyone, but I apologize in advance if I don’t. I promise I’m reading every comment, and they all mean so much!
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#13 Couln’t Get Away With That Today Though
Once in college I applied for a job at the library help desk. I figured I would help people find books. Didn’t give it much more thought than that.
During the interview, I aced all of the customer service questions. Then they asked me whether I knew how to defrag a hard drive. Cue alarm bells in my head, but I kept calm outwardly and said no, but you can teach me.
I worked in IT for three years by accident. They were too nice to fire me.
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#14 Winning Not One, But Two Lotteries
I won two TV game shows. “The $10,000 Pyramid” (won $10,300) in 1975, and “Sale of the Century” (was on the show for 9 days; won $34k in cash and prizes) in ’85.
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#15 Well, That Happened
I was baptized by a serial killer.
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#16 Projectile Kid Yeeting
A horse threw me in the air when I was a child. But I wasn’t on his back. He grabbed the skin of my back with his teeth and yeeted me.
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#17 Oh, The Cheeky Devil!
My great great grandfather was a Pinkerton Detective, acted on Vaudeville, and had 5 wives in 2 different states that knew nothing of each other. He also slightly changed his last name each time and never got caught until Ancestry website happened lol.
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#18 A Surgeon In The Works
I was shooting some stuff in my village and a bullet ricochet and hit me in the torso. I was afraid my parents would kill me if they found out (I was young) so I used a knife and tweezers to remove the fragment and a stapler to stitch it up and then covered the wound and they never found out until a few years later when I told them.
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#19 An Unprecedented Turn Of Events
I am one of very few people outside WW1 to live through mustard gas. So rare the doctors (1995 no internet) had no idea how to treat me.
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#20 Having A Permanent Headache, But It’s In Half Of Your Brain
I’ve had a headache since August 2015 and I will probably have it for the rest of my life. It’s only on half my head, so I got that going for me, which is nice.
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#21 Hamsters Need Research Love Too
I’ve published four peer-reviewed scientific papers on hamster testicles.
I’m currently working on a critical COVID-related project which doesn’t involve testicles and thus would be much less exciting for Redditing purposes 🙂
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#22 Love Awaits
My grandfather went AWOL on the French Foreign Legion and was banned from ever going back to France. All because he left to marry my grandmother.
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#23 Let Me Guess, You Became A Mortician?
When my mom was in grad school she took several labs where she worked with cadavers. Because my dad worked nights she often had to take me to class with her, and she’d usually just plonk me down on the table with the cadaver while she worked on it.
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#24 A Sneeze So Hard, It Can Probably Shatter Bricks At This Point
I got hernia by sneezing too hard.
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#25 Fake, But Comes With A Good Story!
One of my ancestors was dumb and bought one of Napoleon’s doorknobs. It turns out it’s fake. Doorknobs were invented after Napoleon died.
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#26 Shouldn’t You Have Began To Avoid Trains After The First Time?
I’ve been in 3 fatal train accidents. Never had a scratch.
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