How convenient is it to find a good cafe, restaurant or shop nowadays – after all, there are many great online services and apps for searching for any business in the area, where you can simultaneously see the ratings by customers and read the reviews.

Of course, no service is immune to poor reviews, written under the influence of an impulse from an unsuccessful evening – but in general, the system itself works fine. Yelp, Foursquare (remember that service?), numerous reviews on Google Maps… But listen, have you ever wondered what would happen if businesses also rated us customers?

More info: Reddit

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#1

Her kids dropped the popcorn so she asked me for a broom to let them clean it up themselves. I said it wasn’t necessary but she insisted that she wanted to raise them to be conscious of the fact that when they make a mess someone has to clean it up. Nice lady. 5/5.

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#2

Came in. Ordered. Ate their food in silence. Left minimal mess and a reasonable tip. Then buggered off.

My perfect customer.

5 stars.

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#3

Nice, pleasant man. Always orders the same sandwich every time, making preparing for him simple despite the complicated sandwich. Tips well, never talks longer it takes to complete his order. Also, the only male regular over 50 that doesn’t leer at my *underage* coworker. 5 stars.

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#4

Worked in a grocery store years ago….. “Kid keeps running up and down the isle. Turns a corner and smacks right into a corn syrup end cap. What a total mess. Kid is covered in syrup. Mom comes up to me and demands I find clothes for her child to wear. Without skipping a beat, I asked her if she wanted paper or plastic. Would not recommend that mom shopping there again.”.

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#5

Gah! She practically drinks all the salsa and I keep having to give her refills. Her chip-to-salsa ratio is seriously questionable. Otherwise, she’s nice enough.

Edit: uh, I misread the question. I thought it asked what review would someone leave of ME. I am the salsa lover.

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#6

She lied about her hair history, wanted white blonde in one session on her “virgin” dark hair that the strand test determined was a lie. Said she could do it herself at home, turned hair orange instead. Came back to get a color correction and after explaining why she couldn’t have blonde she said she’d settle for anything but orange and lighter than the dark. Gets a beautiful chocolate/caramel color and cries because it’s not blonde and too expensive, and also leaves no tip. -5 stars, not worth my time.

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#7

“She walked into the store and complained that outside “smelled of gasoline.” I told her we would address that issue as soon as an employee became available to do so. Customer is apparently unaware they are pumping gas at a gas station when complaining about the scent of gas. Perhaps she could consider NOT huffing it while filling her tank?”

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#8

“A middle aged lady insulted the staff, yelled “Valentines day is meant to be about ME!” when she was served a fish 0.000001mm smaller than her husband’s in length. Refused to pay for said fish after eating the whole thing. Asked for a finger bowl to clean her fingers, threw a tantrum when she saw there was no lemon with the bowl, I went and personally cut her up some lemon for the finger bowl, when I gave it to her she told me my attitude was disgusting because I smiled too much. Made me sweep away a puddle for her so she didn’t get her shoes wet… She could have easily walked around the puddle but no, she insisted “it’s Valentine’s day! I don’t have to walk around the puddle, today is about ME!” 0/10 didn’t leave a tip and I hope she never breeds”.

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#9

"Apparently the basic front desk bell is too complicated of a mechanism to operate for this person. Also demanded that I reduce her rate because we ran out of complimentary coffee and she couldn't wait the two minutes it would take me to make a new pot. Insulted the housekeepers, too. 0 stars"

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#10

Drunken fool tried to return half bottle of booze because it “tastes off.” Watch him get in his car and promptly called police to report drunken driver.

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#11

Guy comes in in the middle of the festival, no reservation, by car, and blames ME because it took him 2 hours to go the entrance of the city to my hotel because there are 200 000 people walking around the streets, and police barages to help the flow of pedestrians.

Then he blames ME again because he did all of this for nothing because we’re full. What did he think would happen, walking-in with no reservation during the city’s largest festival?

1 star, would not recommend.

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#12

Family came into the restaurant today and order a good amount of sushi rolls and some chicken hibachis. There was no problem with their payment or their demeanor at first, but be careful. Looks can be deceiving.

As soon as we provided their kids with forks, they started flinging rice at each other. Parents didn’t even bat an eye, like this was a normal thing, so I’m sure they have done this at other places too. They left the area around them looking like the kids were playing Splatoon and trying to cover as much surface area as they could with rice.

Didn’t leave a tip for the mess I was left to clean up and didn’t even give an apology. Would not recommend serving this family while their inklings are around.

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#13

The lady who yelled at me on the second day of my first job over the price of milk can have a solid 1 star.

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#14

Kelsey brought her entire “tribe” to get tattooed. All 10 of them are turning 18 but only Kelsey is getting a tattoo. She refused to listen to my advice on the size and kept insisting I make it smaller and smaller, specifying she would like it “just a medium size, but really dainty and cute”. When it came time to do the tattoo, she wasn’t wearing the right clothing even though she’d thought about her horoscope sign for weeks. Her friends convinced her to move it several times before we discovered the initial placement I made was the right one. When it came time to pay, she tried to haggle my price by telling me she had a cousin that got his own “gun”, and that he would do it for a third of my price. After all that, even though I did it perfectly, she had no concept of tipping. 0 stars.

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#15

Becky and Judy, five stars. After two glasses of temperanillo Judy is going to order a half glass. Ask if she went to physical therapy today for her shoulder. If she did, give her the full glass. Becky will wink at you.

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#16

She only ever tips the coins left from the transaction, usually$0.05. While waiting for her order she loudly explains the most recent conservative talking points to everyone in earshot. On her last visit(which was on the day Shelter-In-Place was announced here in SF) she spent twenty minutes ranting about how only businesses had the authority to close the themselves down. Truly hope never to serve her again. 1 star.

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#17

This man cant seem to grasp the basic concept of why films have age ratings and why his 9 year old was not allowed to watch sausage party.

#18

Chased me across the parking lot with a cattle prod. One star.

#19

I’ve talked about this idea many times. It would be so magical.

I greeted the table and they didn’t even look at me, they just said “water”. So I get their waters and their food order which was difficult because they asked a million questions that could have been answered by reading the menu, that’s what its there for. Then when I’m trying to deliver the food no one was paying attention and they couldn’t remember what they even ordered. They were just overall kind of rude and annoying but they left 18% so that’s better than what I thought they were going to leave. 3/5 stars, can’t really recommend.

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#20

After not reading our “cards only” sign, she tried to pay in cash. After being informed we couldn’t take cash, she threw a temper tantrum and cursed us out. 0/5 stars.

Edit: the only reason we’re not accepting cash is due to the pandemic. Usually, we really don’t care!

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#21

A review for me would say “Wouldn’t stop saying/overused thank you every time I refilled her cup, stacked the plates and wiped the table, picked up all the food her daughter threw, and left a note on the receipt with the tip. Mouth full of food every time I checked on her, asked for lots of bread, ate off her husbands plate, and was very loud.”.

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#22

“Constantly told me how to do my job which I’ve been doing for ten years. I’m amazed she knew so much that she just didn’t do it herself and saved the labour costs.”

Pro-Tip: The worst private customers to work for in civil construction are generally mid 40’s single women.

#23

“Very polite but also incredibly awkward for some reason.”.

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