From the moment you come into this world, there is this thing that happens around you that can sometimes be delightful but at times drives you crazy or leaves you completely baffled. You know, life. And if you find yourself in the middle of an experience that leaves you with more questions than answers, it’s absolutely okay to ask for advice.
Did you know that giving good advice is actually as much of an art (or science) as any other job? It’s not only about knowing things but also being able to find the right words of advice. But on the other hand, even after you have received the best piece of advice possible, it doesn’t automatically imply you are obliged to follow it.
It doesn’t matter how experienced the person giving advice is or how well they know you; if whatever they say you should do doesn’t sit right with you, you probably should follow your gut. And don’t even get me started on people who think they are authorized to share their life wisdom with you “just because,” even though the words “I need advice” have never left your lips.
Advice doesn’t always have to be serious or life-changing. Sometimes funny life advice about random situations is the best thing you need. There are a lot of unexpected things in life, and advice that not only makes you chuckle, but all of a sudden comes in handy is surely useful.
For this article, we have collected a bunch of funny quotes about life and pieces of advice for all sorts of situations. Which one do you find the most useful? If you have any funny words of wisdom to add to this collection, share them with us in the comments.
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#1
If you find a toilet in your dream, don’t use it.
#2
Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.
#3
If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it, then how bad of a decision can it really be?
#4
Marry someone who has a different favorite cereal than you so they won’t eat all of yours.
#5
If you ever get caught sleeping on the job, slowly raise the head and say in Jesus name, Amen.
#6
Don’t make snow angels in a dog park.
#7
Don’t be sad, because sad backward is das and das not good.
#8
Never walk on the ice with your hands in your pockets.
#9
Don’t lick the bowl, flush it like a normal person.
#10
When you want to annoy someone at work, use air quotes when addressing their work title.
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